John 'Phd Wannabe' Biles and Travis 'The Professor' Butler are
missing and feared in Trish Ledoux's clutches.  'Lucky' Lawson had no

Try Dark Queen Skuld's clutches...

        Skuld, huh..... Isn't she a bit young for you?   I mean, her age
seems to vary between 12 and 15, depending on whom you talk to.  
Hmmmmmm... I can see Dispatch #2 now.... "Biles in clutches of teeny bopper 
Kun-chan wannabe."  (Oh, lord, the Aussie Lemon Goddess is gonna kill me for
sure!)

Hmmm... well, he ASKED for it!

Kun-kun turns up and kills Greg, since he asked so nicely. ^_^

Kun-(kun?/chan?)...