Subject: Good (no, make that SENSATIONAL) News !!!!!!!
From: jesx@juno.com (Jordan E Sam)
Date: 10/8/1996, 12:53 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

   Okay, I may have terrible Mon. (I know everyone does, but with me, it
seems they just get extra terrible).  I may have tons of homework.  I may
not get another part of my fanfic done (and Venkarel only gave me TWO
WEEKS to get it done!!!!!!  Do you know how much I'll have to cut down on
my procrastinating to accomplish this!!!!!!).  But I heard the most
wonderful news on the Rosie O'Donnell Show.......

Barney

went

BANKRUPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bwahhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!  I can just imagine that fat, stupid,
purple dinosaur in the unemployment line!!!!!!!!!!! 
Bwahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, man there is a god!!!!  (and he seems to find Barney as annoying as I
do!)

"Hey!  You're not wallowing in some other person's dismay down there are
you?!?" Came Jay's voice.

"Nope, just Barney's."

"Oh, okay.  Just making sure.  Get that fanfic done."

Sheesh, trying to lighten the load and he mentions the fic again.

Jordan E. Sam
jesx@juno.com
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All around bad speller (and my grammar ain't no good neither :))
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