J. Austin Wilde wrote:

What's the matter people? I check my mail and find that I don't have
300+ messages. That really throws me for a loop. Guess it must be
the Vengeance of the Revengefics...

                            J. Austin Wilde

<<Secure Transmission, Protocol 'Washuu No See Um'>>

Look, I really shouldn't be talking to you now. I COULDA been safely
transported to Fred or Middle Of Nowhere weeks ago, but NOOOO, I hadda
stay behind and play sentinel, keeping an eye on cyberspace. Now I've
got a psycho from one of my unfinished stories named Dark Phoenix trying
to make sure I NEVER finish it.

Huh? Oh, sorry, right, I got info to divulge. Most of the FFMLers are in
hiding, preparing for a counterstrike against the revengers. A good
number of them have been safely transported to Fred or MON. We nearly
bought it when Loader betrayed us and got a hold of a Plot Hole, but
luckily he didn't give it to Washuu.

I would advise you to lay low for the next few weeks. I would expect the
counterstrike to hit then, and I wouldn't be surprised if your e-mail
program gives up an dies under the weight...

<<Warning: Security protocol interrupt!>>

Woops! On too long! Gotta go!

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