Subject: Re: [FFML] [FF] Yikes! Dispatch #1
From: wyrm@mail.utexas.edu (Thomas R Jefferys)
Date: 10/7/1996, 10:56 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

<<INCOMMING MESSAGE FROM WYRM! SECURITY ENCRYPTION PROTOCOL2 ENABLED>>

    Wyrm's been using his Tardis to rescue those ML members he could;
Bridget, Elizabeth, Shannon, Jennie, and Misa-chan. (Interesting
selection, no?)  Unfortunately, he also 'rescued' Happousai by mistake
and now has the little pervert running loose in his Tardis.  I
understand Wyrm-chan is running out of underwear and has become more
than a little pissed.  There is no reaction from the other girls but I
feel it safe to report that Wyrm currently has his hands full.


Well, that certainly is a comedy of errors, no?

Wyrm-chan: (chasing after Happousai with a MALLET (Manipulator Assembling
Longitudal Logistics Elimination Tasks ;)) GIMME BACK MY UNDERWEAR, YOU
DIRTY OLD MAN!!!

Happy: (bounding past) I DON'T THINK SOOOOO!!!

Wyrm-chan: THAT'S IT!! (Powers up) BRUEMBAERGESCHOSS!!!! (Launches a
bright-yellow ki attack)

Happy: (becomse quite thoroughly toasted) YAAAAAARRRRGGH!!!

(Wyrm-chan retrieves her things from the still-smoking bag. Miraculously,
her things are still intact.)

Wyrm-chan: Thankyeverymuch... (leaves)

(Wyrm looks at the charred mess that is Happousai, smoaking and groaning.
He grins wickedly. He pickes him up and dumps him into a bin marked:

[OBLIVION: Do not put in unless you REALLY want it gone...]

He closes said bin.)

Time to take out the garbage. (presses button *THOOMP!*)

    On a stranger note, Kodachi and White Wolf have announced their
engagement.


(pops champaigne bottle)


    Gotta go now.  Lusty Fox just winged a panda and we're planning a
BBQ.


O.@ Panda?!?!!!!

<<END TRANSMISSION>>

<<ADDITIONAL>>

(Wyrm-chan reaches through screen and grasps a fistfull of Greg's shirt.)

Wyrm-chan: NEXT TIME YOU TRY SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I'LL TAKE THE GARLIC
PRESS TO YOU!! CLEAR?!

(Lets him go.)

<<END ADDITIONAL>>

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