On Mon, 7 Oct 1996, Thomas R Jefferys wrote:

<<INCOMMING MESSAGE FROM WYRM! PRIVATE SECURITY PROTOCOL ENABLED>>

Is *this* how all of the new subscribers are greeted?  'Tis a wonder one
can survive in this flood!  :)  I stand insignificant in the face of mail
after mail after...  (I'm rambling, aren't I?)

WELL, I'm Wyrm (or when one of my other incarnations are around, "the
Dragon- Mage"), AKA Tom Jefferys, Time Lord for Hire. "Have TARDIS; Will
Travel" (plug). I'm big cheese <g> of the Middle Of Nowhere, an exo-space
microverse that's a mobile base of operations in the battle against the
world of Anime.

In case you haven't noticed, we have been attacked by the forces of Anime.
Most of the Fanfiction writers have already been visited and had
Nyanniichuan (or in some cases, NANniichuan splashed onto them). You may be
visited next.

However, I might be able to let you aboard MON. Let me know if you need help.

Payment will be one box of fruit-loops. :)

Your speech sounds strange in my ears. For the life of me, I cannot 
comprehend it. SPEAK ENGLISH, DAMMIT! ^_- For shame. Don't throw such 
complicated lingo at a newbie. ;)

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