Well, here it is.  Sunday night, and I have nothing to do!  Ahhhh, I
live for these moments.  Maybe I'll read a bit more of StarGate:
Rebellion.  At least I'd hoped to.  It wasn't three minutes of me resting
in Boogle and reading when I was disturbed.

   "Ahem," came a voice.

   I looked up from the book.  There was Jay, in reptile form, glaring at
me.  "Yes Jay?"

   "May I have a word with you?" he asked.

   "Go right ahead."

   "Okay....."

   "Nice word."  And I went back to reading my book.  Hathor, Ptah,
Throth.  Man!  These Egyptian Gods were hard to remember.  I wouldn't
even have bought this if I didn't like the novel adaption of StarGate.

   "Ha ha.  Really, I need to talk to you." Jay interrupted again.

   I knew Jay pretty well (after all, not only did I create him, he is,
in a sense, a part of me).  I knew he could be as stubborn as me, which
means I won't be left alone if I don't listen.  "Fine, go on right
ahead."

   "Well, you promised to type some of your fanfic this weekend."

   "Yes, so?"

   "You haven't even created a file for it!!!!  You promised to start,
and here you are reading a book!!!"

   "Well, I have homework you see, and videos to watch, and messages to
catch up..."

   "Bull, you know darn well your homework isn't homework, what, reading
a math chapter, you can do that on the Bus to school.  Studying for the
make-up French Quiz.  You don't need to study, and she even said it was
an easy one.  And to study for Cultures isn't necessary because your
reviewing Monday.  And you just caught up with the messages and the
videos.  So start typing!"

   "Ahh, it can wait."  I said, half paying attention.

   "No it can't!  Start typing, or else."

   "Or else what?"

   "Or else I'll get Venkarel." Jay answered, grinning.

   I couldn't help my eyes bugging out at this, but I recovered almost
immediately.  "No way," I said, getting defensive, "You can't leave a
pocket dimension.  You try to go to reality to get her, and you'll
disappear."

   "I don't have to enter reality.  I could just open a portal for her. 
She can just jump through and come here."

   "Errrrrr,  You know, your a little too devious sometimes."

   "So are you, get typing."

   Sometimes those three can be pretty annoying.  Not surprising, I mean
as I said, they are partly me.  Oh well, I'll contain some of my story
with this post.  The rest that I may type will be put in a Microsoft Word
file (unless anyone knows a better file or program).

Jordan E. Sam
jesx@juno.com
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller (and my grammar ain't no good neither :))
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows WAY too much useless trivia
"So THIS is a sig.!"
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note:{ } means english
         [ ] means thoughts
        < > means chinese (if I get to any)
        Everything else that isn't narration is to be considered Japanese

                                                *JesCorp presents,*

   It was a dark and stormy night.  Over the rain, a gunshot was heard,
and a scream!  Wait a second!!   That's not it.  Who gave me some of
Snoopy's story for a start!  Stupid papers, I have to get this desk
organized.  Now where was I.  Oh yeah!  Let's try this again.  Ahem.

                                                   *A JesCorp
production,*

   Okay, it WAS dark and it WAS night.  No storm though.  Anyway, it was
an ordinary night in Kyoto.  People were asleep, people where up, and
there happen to be three pigeons standing on this street light here.

First pigeon (has a pinkish, red head, short neck, and gray
body):(whistles)  {Boy, it sure is a dark night.}

Second pigeon (has a darker grayish black head, medium sized neck, gray
body and seems to be constantly smiling despite the fact pigeons don't
have teeth): {Boy Pesto, you're observant.}

First pigeon (Pesto): {What did you say, Squit?!?}

Second pigeon (Squit): {Nothing!  I just said that you're observant.}

Pesto: {Oh, so you think I'm here to be at your beck at call is that it. 
You're expecting me to serve your every whim, right?!?!?}

Squit: {What?!? No, no, no!  I don't think that!}

Pesto (seeming to calm down a little): {I, am observant?}

Squint: {Yeah, observant.}

Pesto: {THAT'S IT!}  (the two pigeons begin fighting creating a small
dust cloud) {I'll SHOW you OBSERVANT!!!  Pasta Pazool!!!  Fettucini
Alfredo!!!!!}

Third pigeon (longer neck then Squit, bluish-green, head, gray body):
{Yo!  Pesto!  Quit whacking on Squit, here comes the God Pigeon!}

Immediately, Pesto stops fighting as a large pigeon, with a godfather
looking hairdo, and enters with music like the Godfather theme playing. 
He lands and holds out a foot.  Pesto and the third pigeon kiss it.  He
holds out his other foot. Squit kisses it.

God pigeon: {Ah, adhalgaalkdflkghakdfhaewiu.} (like knowing it was in
English would help)

Pesto: {What he say Bobby, what he say??}

Third pigeon (Bobby): {He said 'Quit fighting, our cameos are over and
it's time to head back to pick up our checks, also, we should wake up the
narrator before we leave.}

Pesto: {Easy enough.  YO!  JORDAN!  WAKE UP MAN!  IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON
WITH THE REST OF THE STORY!!!!!!}

ZZZZ. Huh?!? What?  Oh, you're done.  Okay, thanks guys.  See you later.

Bobby: {Yeah, no problem.  Thanks for the bit of work.}

With that they flew off as we move down below the street light to see
five figures walking towards the city limits of Kyoto.

                                                   *A JesCorp fanfic,*

We move in closer to see that the three characters are none other than
Jay, Ed, and Sam Smith-The Bounty Hunting Mutant Trio along with Sam's
two dogs, Dawn and Dusk.  We move in to hear Ed say.....

Ed: {That was an easy job!  Payed a lot too.}

Jay (in civilian form): {Yeah, another job like that and we can finally
set up shop and stop the Bounty Hunting work.}

Sam: {Whoever thought she would be so important.}

Jay: {Well, she's only the heir to some kingdom in Asia.  Good thing we
found her before some assassin did.  Well, on to the next job.}

As if on cue, a phone rings.   Jay answered the cellular phone.

Jay: {The Bounty Hunting Mutant Trio, we never fail.  Komodo speaking.}

Mysterious Disguised Voice: Yes, I have a job for you.

Jay (using perfect Japanese): Yeah, we're listening.

MDV: Good, I have a job for you.  Do you have some way I could send you
the information quickly?

Sam: {Tell them to send the info to the laptop/fax I have.}

Jay: Yes.

With that, Jay told the voice the number.  A few minutes later, they were
receiving the info.  The job was basically simple.  Find two people in a
district of Tokyo called Nerima, capture them, and bring them to a
certain address in about two weeks.  They could get the job done at most
a week.  After all the background info and bios of other possible people
they may encounter, they got a picture id on their targets.  A Ranma
Saotome and Akane Tendo......

                                "A Bounty-ful Amount of Trouble"
                                     by Jordan E. Sam (JesX)
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There!  I started!  I hope your all happy!!!!!!

   "You getting that fanfic done?"

   "Yeah, yeah."  Man I didn't think part of me could be so devious.