DURANDAL: MASTER?

WYRM: Durandal, Execute removal from security protocol: Mike Loader.

DURANDAL: AFIRMATIVE. MIKE LOADER REMOVED.

<<INCOMING MESSAGE FROM WYRM! UPDATED SECURITY ENCRYPTION PROTCOL ENABLED>>

Mike Loader had a plot hole that I had sent him. Unfortunately, he
(mis)used one to create an All Powerful Otaku Thing. I've since then
collapsed the plot-hole after diverting their task force to a dummy
universes populated by simulacrums (A log will soon be posted on how this
was done). That means that he won't have access to either Fred or Middle Of
Nowhere. It also means that they've lost the task force. Too bad. Mike
should've showed the plot-hole to Washuu while he still had it. We're still
safe.

However, we still have the small matter of that All Powerful Otaku Thing.
Unfortunately, there is a small matter of the limit of the plot-hole as we
know it.

Although an insanely dangerous item, it is only insanely dangerous because
it could have revealed the location of both Middle Of Nowhere and Fred.
However, you have to know how to do it. It takes the intelligence of Washuu
(which I possess; refer to previous posts) to realize the true signifigance
of what Mike had.

However, Mike didn't, and I was able to divert Washuu long enough to keep
her from discovering that an enemy had captured a plot-hole. At least until
the MONForce had collapsed it.

As for the All Powerful Otaku Thing, there are two possibilities: Mike
wrote it with the plot-hole, or without the plot-hole.

If it's the former, then the All Powerful Otaku Thing is vulnerable to a
phenominon called the Incrudelity Point. Basically, its when an Otaku's ego
gets to big for the general community to support with continued suspention
of belief. The readership starts saying, "I don't BELIEVE this guy!" and
start summarily deleting further posts. Once this happens, the ego
collapses onto the otaku, crushing him out of existence.

If it's the latter, than the All Powerful Otaku Thing is holding up his
incredible ego with literotropic energy, probably derived from the
hyperchaotic transdimensional corridor, the plot-hole. Unfortunately for
the All Powerful Otaku Thing, his literotropic energy is now limited
because his source plot-hole is cut off, and it's leaking away slowly. The
more ego, the faster it leaks away, until eventually, there's no more
literotropic energy to support him and *POOMP!* he implodes. I know this
because I tried creating an all-powerful ally, and this is exactly what
happened.

Either way, hope is not yet lost.

Viva l'Otaku!

<<END TRANSMISSION>>

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-wyrm/dm(AKA Tom Jefferys; Time Lord for Hire, "Have TARDIS; Will Travel.")
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