*Saf stands at the front of the chalkboard holding a pointer. On the
chalkboard is written "A Very, Very Brief Lesson on the FFML".*

"Listen up, class! Today, we are going to talk about who's in charge of
what on the FFML. First lesson..."

*Saf takes a deep breath*

"I, Sapphire, DO NOT run the list. Neither does Andy. _White Wolf_ runs
the list. Don't send me stuff for the remailer or anything and don't ask
me to un/subscribe you. It's not my job to do that. Andy and I _only_
maintain the FAQ."

"All right, class. Today's lesson is over. Please try to remember it."

*Saf turns to the board and starts erasing it*

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