Sweet Revenge

by: Entomorph of VELOCITY



	Robert could hear the rain powerfully slamming against his window. He
turned up his radio trying to drown out the sound.

"Ok, time to write a fanfic of some sort..." Robert said quietly to himself
as he sat down at his computer.

	He flipped on the screen and started up his word processor, cracked his
knuckles, and began to type.

"Let's see.... Ranma and Akane where sleeping... No.... Can't do a
lemon..... Maybe I should try one of those Ranma die's things... or how
about Soun, or Nabiki... Maybe even Akane!" He scratched his head trying to
think. "Damnit, why can't I ever write a fic, maybe my muse is dead...."

*BOOM*

"What the hell was that?!" Robert screamed as he jumped from his chair.

"It was me." A voice came from behind.

	Robert turned around slowly, and slowly a dark figure came into view....

"Oh.... My.... GOD!!!" Robert jumped from his seat and dashed for the door,
but was quickly tripped up. He flew down hard and hit his lamp cutting his
face.

"Calm down, I wont hurt you, the death will be painless..." The voice said
again.

	Robert tried to gather his thoughts... 

"Maybe I was just seeing things... That man can't be who I think it is..."
He thought to himself.

	Still he tried to get out, now it was dark due to his smashed lamp, but he
knew whoever this was, he was here to kill him. He grabbed the glass shard
from his face and began to wildly swing it at where the figure stood... But
that was stopped short as he was smashed hard against his wall.

"Owww.." He moaned.

	He looked up as the shades on his window were flipped up. slowly the moon
light shone in revealing the other man....

"R.. Ran... Ran..." He studdered.

"Ranma." Ranma stated.

"This isn't happening... You aren't real! What are you doing here??!?!"
Robert screamed.

"I am here to get revenge on you. You think you are a god, controlling
every aspect of my life." Ranma paused before continuing. "My world was
ended for a reason. Then you try to keep it alive by writing these, these,
stories!"

"I am not the only one who writes them!!! I have only wrote a few anyhow!!"
He screamed in his defense.

"Ha, I am suppose to believe this? I am not as dumb as you write me." Ranma
said as he raised his fist, ready to deliver a final blow.

"What the hell!! Come on! You are Ranma, You are suppose to be cool, not
some crazy S-O-B! Besides I am *NOT* the only writer, and I worship you! I
write these stories for the same reason as everyone else, to keep you
alive, to keep the story going!" Robert covered his face, getting ready to
be smashed.

"Well, you have no right. So I am going to put an end to it!" Ranma began
to summon his energy.

"You are crazy!! Killing me wont stop the fics!!" Robert screamed. "You
aren't Ranma!!! You are some sick mother fuc....." He trailed off  as
Ranma's fist smashed into the side of his head.

	Ranma stood proud of his victory. 

"It's over, now I can once again rest." Or so he thought...

	Hundreds of writers continued writing, more and more stories pouring
out...
So, Robert died in vain, and Ranma had to attempt to continue his quest to
destroy the source of his misery...

To be continued in Sweet Revenge 2: The destruction of the FFML...