(Ranma is in the forest of Ryugenzawa, staring up at the whopping big owl)

Ranma: Mr. Owl, how many drips does it take to get to the Ranma-chan 
center of a Ranma-kun?

Owl:  Let's find out.  One... Two-whoooo!... three...

(*splash!*)

Owl: Three.

The world may never know.

--bengman

"...The vanilla extract and garlic I chopped into the dough completely 
destroyed the hidden nodes of cherry and watermelon, and for some mysterious 
reason, the cornstarch I dissolved in hot water and blended in with the flour 
is hardening to a bricklike consistency!" - Akane <b-engma@students.uiuc.edu>