Feh... you guys all thinks becoming a girl is the worst possible 
Raumaish revenge...I think not...

***

     Martin sighed and snuggled contentedly in his bed. It had been one of 
the better nights of his life and and afterglow was there to be 
enjoyed. On his left arm lay a naked, snoozing Nabiki and on his 
right, an equally clad Akane. Ah...an otaku's dream come true. 
    <Whoa. I must really have pleased someone in high places to get 
this!! >, he thought.
     He growled softly in his throat as Nabiki threw a leg over him 
in her sleep...<Thankyou, God...Oh, thankyou>
    The low pitched growl had apparently roused the girls and both 
snuggled closer to the lucky lad.
     "Martin, ohhhhh Martin," Akane whispered in his ear, het tongue 
lightly touching his lobe.
     "We have to thank you for last night", Nabiki crooned as she 
nibbled the other lobe.
     "Girls, that's OK. No thanks are due. It's an Australian's duty 
to slowly get around all deserving anime babes...and if I can do my 
small part, so be it". It was very hard for poor martin to 
concentrate with the two of them carrying on as they were.
      "They certainly were right about what they said about 
Australian men, eh Akane?" Nabiki smiled. "I'm certainly not going 
back to the boring usual fare..."
     "Oh, yes Nabiki. I doubt I'll even be able to walk today..."
     "Akane...Nabiki...I should thank you. I don't know what I did to 
deserve this, but thankyou all the same", Martin smiled and drew both 
girls closer to him.
     "I think we should tell him, hmmm?"
     "Do you reallly think so?"
     "Why not?"
     "OK. Go for it!!"
     Nabiki smiled and kissed Martin lightly. "Martin we do have a 
little something to tell you...just a little thing really."
     "Ladies, anything. Nothing could shatter my current joy."
     "Well, you know how Akane asked for the lights to be out last 
night?"
     "Sure. It was her first time. I can understand modesty in one so 
pure..."
     "Actually, no. It was so you wouldn't see...THIS"
     With that Nabiki raised the sheet covering the three naked 
bodies that were intertwined together. Martin looked, counted, 
counted again, and screamed!!
     "Yes, that's right. The second one is Akane's. She doesn't like 
the knowledge to be spread around", Nabiki smiled.
     "AKANE IS A MAN???", Martin screamed again!!
     "Yes...and I used to be!! We were soooooo glad you enjoyed last 
night. We have a LOT more in store for you!!", Nabiki grinned and 
tighted her hold.
      "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

***

End fic. 

So...could any revenge be worse than that?

Martin

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