Eep!  I got Venkarel mad at me again!(Good thing I have that cure
pool)  Revenge of the fanfic authors who had been avenged by anime
characters.  I think that would cause an endless cycle of revengefics
that will take up so much space on my hard drive.  Still, I really don't
have any reason to get revenge.  I was way too weird, crazy, and/or
optimistic for them to get to me.  Then again, they might keep coming
until they get some cure water.  Oh well, I might as well think of
something before......
   Once again, as if on cue, a portal opens, Ranma-verse characters
jumping out.
   "Alright, now I'm angry!" Ranma-chan yelled, "Not only did you offer
cure water to all the ML people, but you gave me a COLD pepsi instead of
cure water!!!  NOW we have a reason to get revenge!!!!  And since we
can't mess up your life, we're all going to beat the living crap out of
you!!!!!!"
   "Eep!  Now THAT's something I can't find anything optimistic about."
   "I knew you wouldn't like that.  Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken!"
Ranma-chan yelled starting his famous attack.
   "STOP!" to my surprise, Ranma-chan stopped. "Uh, why do you yell the
attack you're a doing before you attack?  I mean if you yell the attack,
wouldn't the person being attacked know what it is, and use a counter?"
   "Well, it helps the people who read these to know what I'm doing."
Ranma-chan replied.
   "Oh, okay just wanted to know, after all I AM going to write the fic
any time now."   Ranma-chan continues with the attack.
   "Super Energy Shield!" I cried, sending a shield around my small area
to protect myself, pushing anyone who's outside it's ever expanding
radius away.  "I'm Sorry to say this, but I'm not waiting around for
this!" With that, I use some of the energy tricks I knew to send myself
into Fred (as the dimension has now been called) along with my computer
and the last bottle of cure water.  "Just in case you want to know, I
already set a timer to blow up the pool, if you think you can find it in
a minute, you can have all the water you want!"  And with that I
disappeared.
   I've been in Fred for awhile now, of course I still go to school and
stay at home, but now I've been doing lots of stuff in Fred.  First off
I've set up my computer so now I have plenty of time to check my email. 
Also, I've been practicing with Jay and getting good at not only at the
energy powers, but martial arts too (they may still catch up with me).  I
also fixed the bug on Windows '95 that creates a dimensional warp so it
can send me anywhere.  I know have in my little place in Fred my own
replica of the Jusenkyo training grounds (all pools clearly marked).  It
pretty handy for venting anger at people who tick me off, and I have
plenty of cure water for everyone.  Of course the people who ticked me
off have to pay a small price.....


Jordan E. Sam (who feels a little safer now)
jesx@juno.com
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller (and my grammar ain't no good neither :))
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows WAY too much useless trivia
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