>From hitomi@terminal.autobahn.mb.caThu Oct 3 15:09:21 1996
Date: Thu, 3 Oct 1996 14:42:10 -0600 (CST)
From: Hitomi Ichinohei <hitomi@terminal.autobahn.mb.ca>
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
Subject: Priss's Attempt...
So far it had been a normal day. Although, the fact that Hitomi
had gotten a full ten hours of sleep the night before had been slightly
unusual. In fact, she was currently trying to see about doing some
figures dealling with an upcoming project when a rather unfortunate thing
happened.
"Blasted figures," she muttered to herself as she started in on
the work of putting together the projections, "If the price of the ISDN
lines continues to fluctuate like this, I'll necer be able to put
together a proper bid."
"Yeah, right. As if you're going to be allowed a chance to put
that lastest idea to work." a voice said, startling her out of her reverie.
Hitomi looked up to see a brown-haired figure in a red-leather
outfit grinning slightly. Amazingly calm, she said, "Hello Priss. I see
you've managed to cross the dimensional matrix without any problems."
Priss was startled, "Wait a minute, you're expecting me?"
"Of course, Priss, although I was not accessing the net for about
two weeks, I did manage to get caught up on the e-mail today. Besides, I
had planned for you to take a lot of training with Oneiko."
"I wanted to speak to you about that."
Hitomi grinned, "I expected you would. I take it you were
pleasantly surprised when Oneechan's preferences were revealed to you?"
Priss fumed, "YOU BITCH!!! You think I enjoyed finding out in
that manner?"
Hitomi's grin turned to a full fledged gloat, "Well...Perhaps it
could have been a little kinder..."
"I should kill you for that."
Hitomi laughed, "Go ahead, it wouldn't matter, after all, someone
else would continue the series."
That caused Priss to pause. "What?"
"Look before you do anything, at least to me, you have to promise
to hear me out."
Looking dubious, Priss agreed.
"You swear this on your honour?"
"Damn it! Yes, I swear."
Hitomi's eyes lite up as she went over the the large whiteboard.
"Ok then. Lets go over basic dimensional theory then and afterwords
we'll go on to the heavier stuff."
"Huh..." Priss was confused now, "What are you talking about?"
"You did promise to listen to me didn't you?"
"Yes."
"Well, this first lesson should only take about one hundred and
seventeen hours, so it won't be too long. The full explanation will take
approximately 10 years or so, but since I have to work in the meantime,
that means that the full explanations will take about forty years.
Mantime, lets get back to the basics..."
Priss's eyes bulged as she realized that it wasn't her that was
going to be the torturer...
***
Hitomi
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