RL -- White Wolf <wwolf@ranma.net>

			    Revenge Fic


    Chapter Only -- Aw, HECK!

	I thought I was safe.  Days had passed, and no visitation.  I felt
so safe, I was ready to start writing again.  So, I logged in, and opened
up chapter 11 to start again.  Bad idea.
	I spotted the portal out of the corner of my eye.  Next thing I
knew, there were two more people in my room.  Yeah, them.  I looked at
them standing there, and realized I could in a lot of trouble.
	Ranma sighed.  "You know...  I liked it better when you guys
weren't expecting us."  Akane sniffled, and wiped away a tear.
	"The Willmore fiasco?"
	Ranma nodded.  "It went downhill after the Loader episode."  Akane
cleared her throat and composed herself again.
	I furtively looked to see where his hands were.  No bucket.  I
breathed a sigh of relief.  "Um...  what can I do for you?"
	"Well, Akane read the last chapter to your fic."
	I facefaulted.  "Oh boy."
	Akane nodded.  "We wanted to help you...  but then we saw your
love life."
	I grimaced.  "It's nothing like Ranma's!"
	"Whatever.  We also wanted to take revenge for the unfinished
state of your fics."  Ranma leaned over and pointed to the screen.  Out,
damned directory listing, out! 
	"But I read what you wrote before coming here...  and we realized
we could combine them."
	"I think you're scaring me now."
	Akane grinned.  "See, you have two fics.  In one, we get to beat
up on you.  If you finish it, we get our revenge."
	"In the other, if you finish it, we get to be happy.  Sorta.  And,
you want to finish both.  So to help you, we're going to give you
incentive to finish them."  Ranma's eyes lit up as he said incentive. 
	"Um...  how?"
	Akane leaned over and unplugged the ethernet.  "There.   Now you
have no distractions."
	"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!  That's the FFML!!!"
	"Better write fast then."  Ranma took Akane's arm as they left.
	I sat and thought for a few minutes.  All I have to do is plug it
back in, right?  So I did.  Oops.
	Fifteen second later, the screen bulged.  I lept back in shock,
and Skuld jumped out.  	I should have known they would set her to watching
the connection.  That's what I get for forgetting I have THREE main
characters.
	"Hey, you can't do that!  You need water!"
	"Says who?  Anyway, you tried to get around the revenge.  So I'm
here to give it to you the hard since you didn't like the easy way."
	I gulped.  "Hard way?"
	Skuld tossed the bucket of water on me.  "Yep.  That's the
revenge."
	I looked down.  Yup.  "There's more?"  High pitched voice too.
Great.
	Skuld grinned and glomped me.  "Love life, remember?"
	I stared at her.  I was an aqua-transexual computer hacker, with a
computer hacker for a GF.  And she wanted me to write the rest of her
story.  Heck, except for the curse, I was in heaven!
	"Oh, did I mention I'll be staying here?"
	Hell. I was in hell.