SKJAM!! Or Revenge of the Anime Characters....

Book ** Magical Girl Panic, or Mallets really do hurt alot...

It was six AM, and if there was one thing Richard Beaubien was looking forward
too was a good half hour of sleep before he had to get up and go to school. He
sighed as he walked back into his bedroom, flooping down on his bed with a soft 
thump and tried to fall back to sleep. 

Which he did, and entered into his dreams. Like once before he was staring down 
a beserk labor. Noa had already fallen and it was up to him to save Tokyo. He 
twicthed his thumb, he only had 2 hours of labor training but it was enough to 
take down this mech. He steadied hsi resolve and moved towards his revolver,
but before he reached it the labor he was facing of against moved toward's it's
gun. And like a scene that would make any Clint Eastwood fan happy the two
cocked their pistols back and let go 2 rounds of destruction. The bullet
impacted with Richards Labor and felt like...felt like...

A bucket full of water. "Huh, what did I do?" the now wet Richard asked in
amazement. 

"Enjoy your dream..." A high pitch voice laughed as it came from the shadows. 
"I trust that you also think your a highly comptent Martial artist as well as 
an Ace Labor pilot.."

"Look, I can't control what I dream...I just dream it." the replay came
sacrasticily, and at a few octaves highes than normal. Which Richard immeditly
noticed causing him to look down and see a rather amble, well you know what. 
And with that Richard facefaulted..."You know what, that felt kinda of
painfull..Well what did you do.."

"Ahh I just turned you into a girl. It's all the rage, everbody seems to be 
doing it..." The mysterious figure mutterd as she moved into the light so as
the now female Richard (and that's not a very femanine name is it...:) could 
finally see who is would be tormentor is. He chocked, it was the very person on 
one of his anime posters. It could be only one person, it was Usagi Tsukino,
also known as Sailor Moon. Richard facefaulted again..

"Wodld you stop doing that. Face faults do get annoying after awhile..." Sailor 
Moon yelled down towards Richard-chan. 

"How do you think I feel, man i could use some Tylenol.." he replied trying to 
look at his...^H her visitor. 'Great, do I have to get used to using female 
pronouns now...Do I have to use Elle instead of Il..' she thought closely
inspecting Usagi. She did look like Usagi, and even had the fuku too....

(*******Reader Interaction time!!!Yes you can choose the Fuku Usagi is
wearing!!You have three chocies is it a)The orginal Sailor Moon Fuku B) Super 
Sailor Moon fuku or c) Eternal Sailor Moon fuku...************)

She sighed, why couldn't she have Ami come and do this. After all she was
his...her (Must get used to new pronouns....she thought) favorite senshi and 
Aya-san was her favorite seiyuu. Ah but Biles claimed Ami...damn that Biles,
I'll get him..no he's a she now too...

"I suppose your wondering why your...AHHHH!!!That's funny" Usagi laughed as she 
looked over Richard-chan's Rayearth Manga. Richard sent a (trademarked) look
that could kill towards Usagi, which forced her back on topic."Gomen, anyway I
suppose your wondering why I did this..."

"No...actually I was wondering what I was going to make for lunch..." Usagi 
sweatdropped. "Well I am curious as to why you did it, I mean it is a nice form 
of weight loss and all but..." And that was true, Richard-chan now had a killer 
figure and what Health Canada considerd a healthy body (although Richard never 
listened to health Canada..). The only drawback to this was that he was now a
she, and well had breast that any man would think looked quite good. Hell she 
even thought they looked good...

"Hey, Hey...No hentai stuff here.." was Usagi's statment as she wapped
Richard-chan in the head. 

"Sorry...."

"Anyway, I did not do this to you for weight loss. No, I did it for revenge...
"

A puzzled Richard "Huh..revenge? What did I do to you..."

"You have fooled around with many Magical Girl universes, and while that is not 
a problem, you have created more magical girl's!!!" Usagi accused Richard-chan. 

"But if I can fool around in the Magical Girl world, why can't I make more..."

"Enough!!" Usagi yelled. "You think I like having more competition out
there!! The reason why we stay on top in the Shoujo/Magical Girl genre is a 
simple one..."

"Ahh..." Richard-chan looked on puzzled as to what this had to do with her new
condition...

"We do this to make sure we have no competiton, to preserve our market share...
And although we allow some to make it to air, You Richard Beaubien have been 
selected to take the punishment of Bandai and Toei's marketing campaign!!!"
Usagi laughed, although Richard thought Kodachi's laughter was spliced in....

"But.."

"In the name of high market shares, and coporate domanince in the Microsoft
way, I Sailor Moon will punish you..." 

"How..." a now shocked Richard-chan asked. Man this was one hell of a
dream..and I hope it's a dream...

"Simple, Yuki-chan I'll give you your dream. With the silver crystal you'll 
live your story but not write it. Therefore we control the market for another
year..."

"But.."

"Enjoy like as a Magical Girl Yuki-chan.."

"But..."

"AND STOP SAYING BUT!!!" Usagi Yelled as she used the silver crystal to envlope
Ric...Yuki-chan.  All that was left was Usagi, laughing. "All right, another 
competior bites the dust.." And with that, Usagi started to leave....

Or tried to leave. You see the Silver crystal has a terrible price for being
used. It almost killed Usagi in Sailor Moon R the movie, it did kill her in the
first season. And here, well here it sorta of reshaped reality. Where Richard 
was now Yuki-chan, Usagi was now Usagi Beaubien 2nd year College student in a
Bachelor of Science in Chemistry. 

Of course Usagi didn't know this as of yet, but she did know the silver crystal 
was out of power and she couldn't get home. "Damn supervolt Batteries.." she
grumbled to herself as she started to sleep, not yet prepared for what would 
she would face in the coming day's...

Queen Sernity warned Princess Sernity about this, sometime the Silver Crystal 
had a weird sense of Irony...

Not Really the end...

Next time...

I'm still in shock at my rather unexpected condition, but I don't have time to
cope!! The monsters decide to launch an attack right away and boy are they
Ugly....This doesn't look easy but I guess I have to do it...Next Time on
Mystical Warrior Yuki-chan : Monster Panic, You better not fail my Chemistry
test Usagi-chan!!!


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A couple of Quick notes, yes there is a character called Yuki in one of my
other fic's. It's Natsumi, the Magical Girl. (*Shameless Promotion On*) Go read
it, after all everybody loves Kasumi as a Magical Girl...:) (And this is a
slight response to a prereader that would love to see Yuki become a real
magical girl...Well here it is.)

Hmm maybe I've found my knickname after all. Now I just need need to find 
the translation for my last name in Japanese and...

Ja ne!!

Yuki-chan
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Magical Girl's Forever!!!!