Hey hey, All.

Okay, it's been a long while. And yeah, if no human wants revenge with me, at
the very least, I'm sure SOMEONE in the fanfic world did. Hence, the fanfic
below. ( I hope my fanfic can hold a glowing match to the radiance that other
fanfic authors have demonstrated in previous posts. ^^;;;)

Wing. [ Wow... not writing can have bad effects on one's fanfics.. ^^ ]


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Wing's day of fanfic retribution. 
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*Riing Riing!!*

Wing grumbled slightly as he stirred in bed.

*Riing Riing!!*

Stirring a bit more, he swatted the alarm clock off the ledge on the wall
and fell asleep again.

>From out of nowhere, came another ringing sound.  Actually, it was quite
loud and got Wing to sit straight up in bed, eyes wide open, looking into
the diaphragm of a loudspeaker wired to the alarm clock.

"What the...."

"Heh, that got you up.", someone noted.

Wing blinked.  Wing looked.  The speaker was gone and nowhere was there
anyone where the speaker had been.  

"Strange...", Wing muttered as he flopped back on his bed.  This brought a
puzzled look to his face.  Exploring with his hands brought another look
to his face which caused him to turn around to see who's warm soft body he
was finding himself lying upon and who's body his hands were just
exploring.

Green hair, soft skin, gentle breathing, soft inviting lips, eyes
opening... 

"Mmm.... good morning, Wing...", she whispered as she looked up at him,
smiling sleepily.

"Er....", Wing managed to get out, now extremely aware where his hands
were still resting.  "Uh...."

Off to the side, came two voices, chiming in in unison, "Good morning
Wing!!!!!"

"AAACK!!!!", came Wing's surprised yelp as he dove down and covered
himself with a blanket. 

>From underneath the blanket and the surprising warmth, Wing heard two
hearts beating. He also heard two voices from outside of the blanket.

"I told you he was hentai, just look at him."

"Yeah, couldn't even control himself.  He's all over her."

"Heh, I wonder how he's going to explain this THIS time."

Back under the blankets, Wing was just starting to relax against the young
girl's warm body when the blanket came down a bit, exposing the two of
them.

"Hey, you two... it's not like I don't know him.", came the girl's voice.
"Of course... I'm kinda surprised as well..."

Wing just smiled, feeling blood gushing around his head.

"Uhuh, well, Hentai-perverted-girl-snuggling-and-sleepy-headed-Wing, guess
why we're here.", one of the two standing asked.

"Er.... who are you?"

The two standing facefaulted. The girl he was snuggling merely bapped him
with a heavy object.

"Oouch..."

"Well, Wing.  My name is Nagisa. And currently, you seem to really enjoy
wrapping yourself around me in your bed, huh?"

"..."

"And my name is Ranma.  I'm SURE you've heard of me...", came the guy who
was standing.

"And I'm Akane.", the standing girl said.

Wing quickly thought he was going to die.  Giving Nagisa another
glomp/squeeze, which caused her to blush slightly before bapping him on
the head again, convinced him that he very much wanted to live. 

'They're here for that... that... REVENGE THING!!!!', came his frantic
thoughts.  'I got it... I'll play dumb...'

"Umm.... I'm sorry, but I really don't know any of you... *glances at
Nagisa for a moment* Well, I know you... but not the other two. Really!!"

Akane looked nervous, as if wondering if they were in the wrong house,
toying with the wrong guy.  Ranma gave Wing the, -Do you think we're
stupid- look.

Nagisa just smiled and whispered, "Oh... I think you know who we are."
'And being able to read your thoughts help, now doesn't it, Wing?
Hmm....?'

Wing gulped. 

Ranma, Akane, and Nagisa smiled.

"Umm... okay.....", Wing paused, thinking as fast as possible, then came
up with a truly enlightening thought. 

"OH!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!! Spare me!!! I'm too young to die... I've
still got my WHOLE life ahead of me... I've only been glomping Nagisa for
a few minutes.... Waaaah!!!!!!"

Ranma facefaulted, veins making little mountain ranges on his forehead.
Akane yanked her dimensional hammer out.  Nagisa just whapped Wing with a
mallet before Akane got to him.

"Okay, enough of this, Wing.  We're here for revenge and we're gonna get
it.  Only reason we don't send you to hell now is because Nagisa thinks
you're worth saving.", Ranma said rather levelly considering that Wing was
grinning Wataru-ish while glomping Nagisa.

"Uhuh..."

"And guess what we're going to do to you, Wing? Hmm...?", Akane asked as
she drew nearer.

"Umm... go away and leave me and Nagisa alone? ^^", Wing tried. 'Hey, it
was worth a shot.'

Akane's face twitched and Ranma just dragged Wing out of the bed.  Nagisa
followed in her Pajama's as they all went into the bathroom and closed the
door behind them.

"Okay, here's what's going to happen, Wing. We all agreed that cursing you
would be the best way to get revenge."

"But I didn't get to vote!!!"

Ignoring him, Akane continued, "And we're going to give you the cursed
form of a girl."

"Umm... but I didn't get to VOTE!!!"

Nagisa smiled, "Well... they wanted to throw you in front of a semi on the
freeway instead..."

"Oh! Uh... cursed body sounds good.... who needs a vote, right?"

"Right. Anyways, just sit still and we'll get on with it. Now... where's
that bottle..."

"Right here, Ranma.", Akane answered as she poured the contents onto Wing,
who immediately changed before their eye's into a slightly shorter female
Wing.  The hair lengthened, but aside turning a slight shade blue, like
his eye's, it remained dark.  His body was now shaped like that of a young
girl's and simply put, he now looked like Nagisa's twin sister, aside from
eye and hair color.

"Wow... that's strange, Ranma.  I thought all people turned into red
headed girls from that water..."

"Yeah... me too. Oh well, he's a she now, so our revenge is complete."

"Well, we'll let Nagisa do what she wanted to do with you. Laters, _Miss_
Wong.", as the couple left Wing-chan and Nagisa in the restroom, looking
at each other.

"Umm.... gee... *glances down at herself* I look rather nice, don't I?", 
came Wing-chan's soft voice.

Nagisa nodded, giggling as she gave Wing a hug, making sure she gave her 
"Girlfriend's" new body a good form fitting embrace.

The last thing Wing remembered was red, the words "Let's experiment", and 
lot's of warm oil.

'Wow... if this is punishment, I CAN'T WAIT to experience heaven...', 
Wing-chan thought amidst his/her thoughts.

The next morning was accompanied by the screams of Wing-chan after a hot 
shower. 

"AGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Visible on the marble sink countertop was a small note. It read:

"To Wing-chan & Nagisa,
   
 The water was mixed so that it's permament. Enjoy our revenge.

 From Akane and Ranma."


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The end?
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