Oh sure!!!  When I get cursed, I get turn into a smelly rodent! 
Everyone else gets a gender change!  Imagine what I could do with
that..... 

    Anyway, sorry about them recruiting you Zen.  I'm sure me and
Venkarel could figure something out to help.  But I still have plenty of
cure water if you want some.  In fact, if any of you want to go out in
the rain without umbrellas again, pick up some cure water here, it works
for any and everybody.  Don't worry, I have plenty, after all I have
that......Opps!  There I go again, almost mentioning that.  Stupid (WHAM!
Jordan begins banging on key board)! Stupid (Wham!)! Stupid (WHAM!)!  

Wait a sec.  Isn't that how Biles got stuck with all those characters?  

   As if on cue, A light  fills the room.  Out pop Ranma and Akane.
   "Of course I would have Windows '95.  Welcome back!  What are you here
for now?"
   "Well, we had other authors to take care of until we could thoroughly
messed up your life." answered Ranma.
   "And this time, we brought some friends!" Akane said.
   Jordan notices that the light hasn't disappeared and so far Ryoga,
Mousse, Shampoo, Cologne, and pretty darn much the whole Ranma verse is
now here.
   "Eep."
   "That's still annoying." Akane stated.
   "Well what's the point of making that sound if it isn't annoying? Hey!
 Why are they all here!  I thought you didn't mind my fanfic ideas!"
   "Oh, WE didn't mind.  Them on the other hand....." Ranma trailed off.
   "Eep."  Jordan is now surrounded by Ukyo, Shampoo, Mousse, Cologne,
Kuno, and Kodachi.
   Ukyo started.  "How dare you!  I have enough problems with Tsubasa,
now you add one of your own characters!"
   "Hey!  Who said he was going to act like Tsubasa, and besides, it was
only one time thing.  It isn't like a relationship isn't going to start
or something (I think)."  Ukyou starts to get really mad.
   "You have no idea where you going to put us, do you?" Cologne asked.
   "Well, I haven't really thought of it.  I'm trying to though." 
Shampoo, Mousse, and Cologne are also getting mad at the fact they might
be in Jordan's fanfic.
   "How dare you let I, Kuno Tatewaki, the Blue Thunder of Furikan High
be defeated so easily!"  Kuno interrupted.
   "Well, they had to get to school.  Besides its pretty funny." Kuno
readies his bokken.
   "And you not even including me!  How dare you exclude me from being
with my Ranma-sama!"  Kodachi added.
   "Well, frankly, you way to crazy for me.  I have no idea how to write
your character.  I do have an idea though.  Wait a second, how did you
know my ideas!  I didn't write any of this down, it's all in my
head......  Oh man, my mind wandered into another dimension again!  I got
to figure out how not to get bored during class or this might happen
again."  Kodachi takes out her ribbon.
   "Okay, everyone, on the count of three." Ukyo said.  Jordan was now
cornered by the advancing group while the other Ranma-verse characters
watch amused.
   "3!"  They all jump at once.  Learning from past experience, Jordan
rolls under all of them as soon as the begin their jump.  He then gets up
made some hand gestures, and.....
   "Energy Absorbtion Technique!!!"  The room fills with pinkish-red
energy as Jordan absorbs energy from his attackers and  most of the
electrical appliances in the room.  He then draws his hands back. 
"Energy Ball Blast!!!!" he throws a ball of energy almost Ryo-esque (or
Ken-esque, whichever Street Fighter you like better) at the attackers. 
Upon contact, a small explosion scatters the attackers around the room,
knocking them unconscious.
   All Ranma-verse characters stare on amazed.  "You didn't do that
before." Akane noted.
   "Didn't have to before.  Been practicing with Jay, took awhile to
develop his powers.  I'm still not good in martial arts though.  Well,
now that that's taken care of, what did you come here for?"
   "Well, like I said, we didn't get to thoroughly mess up your life, so
now's the time.  First, how's your love life?" Ranma asked.
   "I'm in high school*, it's fine."
   "Okay, well, looks like we'll just have to mess up your life than. 
Let's see, everyone could move in here for awhile."  Akane threatened.
   "Cool!"
   "Bad idea. We could splash you with more cursed water." Ranma tried.
   "Doesn't matter.  I could easily deal with it or just use some cure
water."
   "Another bad idea.  How about we make it so he can't use the FFML
anymore?" Ryoga asked.
   "Sure would give me more time for other things."
   "Okay, let's go destroy his real life." Ranma tried again.
   "Got the FFML then."
   "Then we could ruin both." Akane added.
   "Then I could pursue any other of my hobbies."
   "We could trap in our dimension." Ranma suggested.
   "Super Cool!!!"
   "Really bad idea." Akane said.
   "I give up!  This kid just can't be messed with.  He way too
optimistic!" Ranma cried in despair.
   "So you're giving up now, huh?  Fine.  Bye!"
   "You're not getting out of this so easily!  We won't some cured water
and we want to know how you keep getting it!" Ranma said, grabbing Jordan
by the collar of his shirt.
   "Well, when Venkarel gave me some, I decided that I might need some
more if she ever got mad at me ever again.  So I built a stairway leading
down from my closet to the underground mind shafts under my house  which
are now flooded because some stupid neighbors built a shoddy lake that
cracked at the bottom (I'm NOT making this up, there are mine shafts
under my house, and some neighbors tried building a lake).  So I poured
some of the cure water in there.  Instant cure pool."
   "Fine, give us some.  Gladly, take some bottles."  All cursed
Ranma-verse characters take a bottle. Then leave through the portal,
disgusted that they couldn't mess up this kid's life.
  "Boy that was close.  Maybe I should've let them know that they all
grabbed bottles of coke instead of the cure water for the ML people over
here."

*Yes I'm only in high school. I'm a freshman if you want to know and I
feel I'm the youngest person on this ML!  Unless some lurkers are my age
or younger.

Frosty wants to know if he can have permission to send my revengefics to
the raac.  Fine, make sure you include this one!

Jordan E. Sam
jesx@juno.com
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller (and my grammar ain't no good neither :))
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows WAY too much useless trivia
"So THIS is a sig.!"