Well, I haven't posted anything yet, but that will be changing soon. 
This will be another of those preemptive strikes stories.

Enjoy!

Shadow Hunter

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It was an ordinary day at NC State, if a bit more quiet than before.  I
was fealling a bit board, so I decided I might as well check my mail. 
When I get my mail, I see that even MORE revenge posts are on the
mailing list.

<I never thought I'd be glad that I was a lurker anywhere...I better put
off on that story if I want to be safe...There's no reason whatsoever
that anyone will come after me!>

"Thats what you think!"

I freaze...I hadn't heard anyone enter my dorm room, and I NEVER have
any women visit me.  I slowly turn around.

There wasn't just one girl behind me, but three.  The first was wearing
a red sailor fuku, had red hair and a long pig tail, and was carrying
what look to me to be a two hadded sword.  The second was wearing a blue
school uniform, had long, blue hair, and weilded a rapier.  The third
had shoulder length blond hair, wore a green fuku, and had the biggest
sword I've ever actually seen.  Her sword made bastard swords look
small.

"Hu..bu..Thi...This can't be happening...Your just...You mean the
Revenge fic thing really was REAL!?!?"

"Yes it is...and we're here for you, Hunter!"  The red head, Hikaru,
said.

"But I haven't even posted anything yet!  I haven't even written
anything dealling with you!"  I was searching for a way out, knowing
that if something didn't happend soon, I was doommed.

"We know you haven't," said Fu.  "But that isn't the point.  Its what
you're GOING to write that we're here to see you about."

"What I'm going to write about?  I don't know what...OH NO!"  I began to
sweat profusely.

Umi looked at me malichously, which didn't help me any.  "Yes, that
Ranma,Magic Knight Rayearth crossover you've been planning on writing. 
We have some problems with that."

"But I'm not even using your characters!  I'm only using Ranma
characters!"  I was getting desperate!

"Yeah, they wanted to get you for that, too, but they were bussy with
the authors that had already written stories to worry about small fries
like you, so they asked us to take their revenge for them."  Hikaru
pulls out a bottle from behind here back.  "As for us, we were upset
that you're not including us!  Not enought gets written about us that we
can't afford to have Rayearth stories written without us!  We think this
should begin to pay you back for that!"  She unscrews the cap from the
bottle, as I started to look for a way to run.  Unfortunately, being in
the corner of a dorm room, this left me no escape.

"Wait, deep down inside, I KNOW you don't want to do this!"

"Hmm, I think your right!" Hikaru said.

<Wewh, that was close!  I can't believe she's letting me off that easy!>

Hikaru then hand the bottle over to Umi.  "I, however really want to
douse you with this!"  Umi slowly marches toward me!

"Hey! Wai a sec-!"  I wave my arms wildly as if that will save me.

SPLASH!

I change...I shrink about a foot and my clothing becomes much looser.  I
feal my hair grow a few inches, and my chest becomes heavier as my shirt
becomes more tight around my chest.  I pull some of my hair in front of
my eyes.  "GREEN HAIR!?!  And I allways prefered red hair...WHAT AM I
SAYING!  I don't want this to happen to me at all!"

"Well, its not like everyone gains red hair!"  Fu states!

<Shuddup, Fu!>

"How rude!"  Fu must have seen the suppries in my face.  "In case you've
not figgured it out, we CAN read your thoughts."

"I guess you'll be leaving now, since you've achieved your revenge."  I
hoped, I prayed they were not going to do to me what the other anime
characters were doing to the others.

"Oh no," said Umi.  "We'll be here untill you have both a girlfriend,
and you've written us into that fic!  So when's the last time you've
been on a date?"

"Um, tw sskf..."

"What was that?"

"I said, TWO YEARS!  you've got a problem with that?"

"Oh dear, if we don't get you one soon, we may as well move in."  I
looked toward Fu with a mixture of joy at having them in my room and
dread for what they planned to do to me...

"But my roomie and I don't have that much room!"

"Don't worry, we'll take your futon and your bed.  You can sleep on the
floor.  And if this takes TOO long, well with your new form, we'll find
you a nice boyfriend.  So work hard!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The end?

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Shadow Hunter, Demon Slayer Extrodinare