Revenge of the FanFic Characters... hmm....
	*knock-knock* Kun-chan, I hear Cologne's looking for you ;)

Oh, boy ... Fun, fun, fun ... ;p

Here we go!

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A petite brunette sighed and kicked her feet up on the desk next to
her as she typed, relaxing in the chair.

"They'll never come down here to try to get this 'revenge' on me, will
they? After all, I didn't do ANYTHING bad to Ranma or Akane..."

She continued typing, and, unbeknownst to her, the computer's screen (with 
Lose'95), next to her, started to swirl. The next thing she noticed was
when, in a blast of light, some figures appeared next to her.

Shampoo tripped over the chair in front of the computer. But Cologne
kept her balance, standing on her stick.

"Gyaaaaaaa!" Caroline almost fell off her chair in shock.

"Wahahah. We've found you, girl. Now we've got to make you pay for what
you did to us!"

Shampoo stood up and dusted herself off, "Caroline korosu!"

Caroline stammered, "B...but I wrote you well, I really did! You got
young and pretty again, obaasan! And Shampoo got married and had got
made love to!"

Cologne leaned over, standing on the stick to make her taller, "Ah,
but it's not for THAT that I will punish you - it's for making me
fall in love with Happi and ... and THAT last scene!"

"And for making Shampoo go to the desert in other 'fic!" Shampoo
glared.

Caroline gave a nervous laugh, "B...but I didn't let you have sex with
him or anything!! And at least I didn't torture you to death in it,
Shampoo!"

Cologne shook her head, "No, we won't kill you ... for those small
mercies that you gave us. But we MUST punish you for what you DID
write..."

As she started up, Cologne and Shampoo advanced on her. She fell off
her chair and crawled backwards ... they continued advancing...

The two Amazons grinned evilly, "For this ... we shall give you a
real love life! We shall fix you up with Trish Ledoux!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Caroline screamed in sheer terror.

The two women grabbed her by her arms and lifted he up. They moved back
towards the Lose'95 computer, preparing to use it to teleport of SanFran.

Suddenly, the screne swirled again, and this time Ranma, Ryouga and
Akane appeared.

Caroline cried out in desperation, "Heeeeeeelp! I don't want to have
sex with Trish Ledoux!!!!!!"

The three newcomers looked at each other and tried not to throw up at
the thought. As soon as they recovered, Ranma grabbed hold of Cologne
while Ryouga stood in front of Shampoo.

Akane looked at them, "You CAN'T do that to her. She was so nice to
us..."

Ranma muttered, "Even if she did make me do all that ecchi stuff to
a kawaikunee onna who I married and realised I loved..."

Ryouga muttered, "Even if she did make me do all that ecchi stuff to
Ranma's other fiancee instead of Akane..."

Akane muttered, "Even if she did make me do all that ecch stuff to
that jerk who I married and realised I loved..."

Akane sighed and continued, "So we can't let you do that."

"But she made Happi ... and me ..." Cologne spluttered.

Caroline, meanwhile, managed to squirm her way free from the two Amazons
as they were busy with the men.

She felt and hand rest on her shoulder. Akane smiled sweetly, "And since
you went to all that trouble to fix us up ... we're going to fix up YOUR
love-life..."

Caroline sweatbeaded, "B...but it's okay as it is!"

Akane raised an eyebrow, and leaned forward and whispered something in
her ear.

"Smeg ... well, I guess it used to be better... But still..."

Ranma and Ryouga shrugged at each other. Girl talk.

With a smile, Akane patted Caroline on the shoulder, and signaled for
Ranma and Ryouga to throw Shampoo and Cologne back through the Lose'95
computer to another dimension. She turned to Caroline, "To help with
your little problem ... we're going to make SURE you get to AX next 
year and then YOU can fix that little problem, yourself!"

Caroline looked at Ryouga for a moment, "Umm... well ... can I stay
with Ryouga in the mean time...?"

Ryouga blushed and covered his nose, remembering the stuff she'd written
about him.

Ranma scowled, "I don't see what you see in that jerk."

Ryouga was too busy stopping a nose bleed to argue with Ranma.

Akane shook her head, "We're here to SOLVE your problems, not give you
new ones. Besides, Akari wouldn't take that too well..."

Caroline sighed and collapsed into her chair, "Now what?"

The Tendou girl smiled, "To get you to Anime Expo... And to get you to
make sure that you and you-know-who get together!"

"Oh, boy..."

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Kun-chan...