Ranma Al'Thor wrote:

[Dark Queen Skuld walks in and injects John with something before he can
react.]

John:  ACK!  What'd you do to me?  [starts to fidget nervously convinced
something horrible is about to happen.  It does.  He turns into a girl.]

Onna John:  What the...

Dark Queen Skuld:  Well, we decided to pick a more obscure form of
transformation.  You've just been injected with a mixture of bone-marrow
transforming micromachines and Futaba extract.

Why is everyone in the revengefics getting hit with Jusenkyo or
Jusenkyo-like curses? Nothing like that happened to me! (Well, I DID get
split into a pathetic college student and a deranged computer program,
but that's WAAYY too close to the truth to be fiction).

Alpha C.