Hey, I'm new to this list...so bear with me. This is in reply to the SKJAM!
Revengefic challenge...
THIS MAY HAVE SOME VERY mild LEMON BITS IN IT, SO IF YOU'RE A PRUDE,
DON'T READ ANY FURTHER.
(WebDragon is sitting in front of the computer
typing away at his latest Ranma fanfic, when
the doorbell rings. He gets up and opens the
door, scratching his head in irritation, annoyed
at being interrupted in the middle of a particularly
good lemon bit.)
WebDragon : Yeah, who is.....yow!!!!!!!
(He sees Ranma-chan standing on the porch, a water
bottle in one hand. A few seconds later, Ranma
leaps down from the roof and lands beside Ranma-chan.)
WebDragon : Hey, ummm....you're from my fanfic! Y'know, the one about the
Nullifier blend 122 that separates your male and female
halves!
Ranma-chan : That's right, WebDragon. You've messed with our lives one
too many times, and now it's payback time!
WebDragon : But, I've always tried to portray the both of you in the best
light possible...although the story mainly revolved around
you, Ranma-chan.
Ranma : Don't mind her, she's just vindictive right now, after finding out
the one responsible for her condition was you.
WebDragon : Hey, the both of you dropped the Nullifier into the bath by
mistake, so it was your fault!!
Ranma-chan : (Leans on the doorjamb) But who set up events so that I get
stuck in this body?! I was lucky enough to get a hold of a
sorceror to send the both of us into this world!
WebDragon : Sorceror? Another fanfic writer sent you into this world?
Ranma-chan : Fanfic writer, sorceror, it's all the same. Now, we're gonna
come in and see what sorta junk you have on your computer.
(After a brief tussle at the doorway with
Ranma, WebDragon is carried bodily down
the stairs to the computer and Ranma-chan
peers at the screen.)
Ranma-chan : Hmmm...ah hah! Here's where the both of us are in the bath,
and you (looks at Ranma) got all....well..excited at my naked
body.
Ranma : It's not my fault, blame this fella here!! (nugis WebDragon)
Ranma-chan : (Tapping on the arrow keys) Hmm, here's where I almost had
sex with you...."Ranma-chan wriggled and the temperature
seemed to shoot up. Her heaving breasts undulated beneath
the sheer material of the swimsuit, and she reached for the
zipper, and pulled it all the way down. Her breasts popped
out of the confines of her swimsuit, her skin glistening
with the sweat of passion. She bends down again and kisses
Ranma, who moaned and grabbed her butt..."
Ranma : WebDragon, you went too far man. Too far, I tell you.
WebDragon : But it was pretty interesting, was it not Ranma?
Ranma : Well...to tell you the truth...
Ranma-chan : Don't let him change the subject! Let's pass judgement on
him and go back home. Our extra-dimensional passports
expire in five minutes!
Ranma : Oh yeah! Okay, WebDragon. You're gonna get a taste of some
*special* water all the way from Jusenkyo.
Ranma-chan : Spring of drowned girl, to be exact. (she pops the cap on
the water bottle and sprays WebDragon in the face. His body
loses mass, becomes more curved, his hair turns red and all
the attributes of a female replace his own.)
WebDragonness : (soprano voice) Hey! Why'dja do that for!? You just
gave me a curse!!
Ranma : So you'd know how hard it was to be me.
Ranma-chan : And maybe you'll even get another taste of the Nullifier 122,
when we come a calling next time.
(the two fade into nonexistence and WebDragonness
falls to the floor. She yelps in pain and pulls
herself up, feeling her new body in renewed horror.)
WebDragonness : Now I won't be able to have waterballoon fights anymore,
you idiots!! And whenever it rains, I gotta have
an umbrella or I'll be getting hit on by guys everywhere!!
Prepare for a really nasty bout of uninhibited sex!!!
(Still a girl, she sits down at the computer
and types furiously, grinning evilly as she
dreams up of sexual encounters that Ranma-chan
and Ranma have with one another and puts them
on the screen almost as fast as she had thought
of them. Truly, terrible to behold is the wrath
of a woman scorned.)