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...Mixing ingredients in a dirty bowl, Shampoo quickly summoned up a giant long
necked yellow bird. "Hello," the bird said in a very nasally voice.  Won't you 
be my friend?"

     "No!  MOUSSE!"
     
"Yes, Shampoo, my darling," Mousse answered as he stuck his head through he 
door.
     
     "Main course!" she demanded pointing to the bird. 
     
"Actually, all I was looking for was..gwaaaak!" the bird's 
voice was cut off as the white robed Chinese boy grabbed 
it's neck.  Dragging the bird into the back room, Mousse 
muttered about how it was going to take all night to pluck a 
bird of such size.  Still, millions of children around the 
world could be heard cheering...............


     ......"Meow?" the cat cried from under the bucket.
     [Klang] "Shut up!" Akane yelled as she stomped on the
     bucket's bottom. 
     
     ......"Meow." [Bang-crash-pow!] "Shut up!"

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        All that I can say is that the A.S.P.C.A will be 
paying a visit to your domain very soon!  Gawd! this was 
funny.  Good work.  Hey, since your dredging up past 
illuminaries, try to work in Groucho Marx or W.C. Fields. 
Just a thought.

joe.ortiz@ci.slc.ut.us

Ranma: 'Hey Akane, did you try to make coffee this morning?'

Akane: 'Yes I did Ranma, why do you ask?'

Ranma: 'Oh, no reason, its just that I've never seen tar 
colored jello before.'

Akane: <WHAAMM!!> Jerk!

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