Well, it was a tuseday afternoon at the libary when thay got to me. It
wasen't like I writen a lot of fanfics. I did do a two-parter (Ranma Of The
Mounties). And I did start the "Sailor Who?" and "R-Force" threads.
     But that was enouth.
     My fate was sealed.

Ranma: Well, well. Isen't it Stanley R. Teriaca, AKA Quartzite. Your spelling
sinks. And Akane is still mad at you. So is Ykyou. And this Ken The Egale guy
wants to talk to you. But befor that hapens...(splash).

Stan: What is this?

Ranma: Its not Spring of Dround Woman, so don't worie. Now, someone wants to
talk to you. You should reconise him.

(A man who looks like Kuno in a Dark Genaral coustume teleports into the
libary).

Stan: Quartzite?

Quartzite: You used my name without my premition.

Stan: But your dead.

Quartzite: What does death have to do with it?

Stan: Now what?

Quartzite: This! (Raises his hand, and waves of magic flow from Quartzite,
into Stan).

     I look down and find that I have changed. Well, it wasen't Spring of
Dround Woman. It was Spring of Dround Silent Movie Heroien. Of corse, this
left me unable to speek in anything but black tital cards. As for the spell
Quartzite casted...you don't want to know.

Stan (formaly the 5th Dark Genaral, Quartzite. Um, excuse me, I have a date
with a Bad Melodrama Villion this evening).