Brian D. Clarke wrote:


And now, from the home office in Nerima, Japan:

TOP TEN TUXEDO MASK PICKUP LINES!

10)     "I have the strangest feeeling I've met you in a past life."

9)      "I seem to have something in my eye...could you look for me?
Saaaayy,    what is that enchanting sailor suit you're wearing?"

8)      "It's the mask, right? Chicks dig the mask."

7)       "It's important for beautiful young schoolgirls to have an
active
social life! I'll pick you up at seven!"

6)      "I was just thinking I could really go for some meatballs right
now..."

5)      "What a coincidence! 'Top Hat' is my favorite, too!"

4)      "My sign is rising under your planet's influence, if you know
what
I mean..."

3)      "Oooohhhh, you're that evil sorceress from a different dimension
who always slinks around in that clingy sheer dress...oh, please, what
ever
you do, don't hypnotise me and make me into your personal boy toy, oh,
I'd
just *hate* that..."

2)      "Y'know, Zoey, You *did* look kinda cute in that Sailor Fuku..."

And the #1 Tuxedo mask Pickup line...

1)      "Hellooo, Sailor."

How about a couple of more:

"Would you like to touch my cane?  It's expandable."

"My love is like a rose... beautiful, yet horny -- I mean, thorny."