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Ranma Fanfic By Michael H. Chen <michael.h.chen@yale.edu>

This is my first series attempt at the genre of fanfic, so please be
forgiving.







PART I: P-Chan?

[Its a typical day for Ranma and Akane.  They are both running to school,
Ranma on the ever ubiquitious fence, Akane right beside him, and theyre
late.]

Akane
	Ranma, you fool, you made us late again!

Ranma
	Akane.  I didnt make us late, it was your "Extra Special" omelets that
made us late.  Imaging, trying to kill everyone in your family....

Akane
	Ranma!

[A distance away, Ryoga hears Akanes voice.]

Ryoga
	Akane! This time Ill tell her my true feelings....

[He prepares himself to rush towards Akane (Note, hes going the wrong
way), when all of the sudden, a giant mallet knocks him on the head, and
Ryoga is knocked out....]

[Later that day, Ranma sees Pchan in a patch of mud outside the Tendou
Dojo.]

Ranma
	Yo! Ryoga, came back from your trip?

Pchan
	Oink Oink?

Ranma
	Ryoga, you alright?

[Ranma pretends to step on P-Chan.  P-Chan does not retaliate and instead,
runs away!  Thinking something amiss, Ranma pulls out a kettle of hot water
and pours it on P-chan.]

Ryoga
	Oooiiiinnnnkkk!!!!!!!!!

Ranma
	Ummmm, Ryoga, remember, I sprayed you with hot water, not cold water....

[Ranma is clearly concerned for Ryoga, who is on all fours, playing in the
mud, like a pig.  Ranma splashes him with cold water, and picks him up.]

Ranma
	I think, Ill leave you with Cologne......

PART 2: Genmas predicament
[Genma, as a panda, is outside of Dr. Tofus clinic, where hes sweeping
the entryway.  He hardly notices the two men sneaking up behind him, one
with a mallet and the other in a dark cloak.  They quickly subdue the
Panda, but Dr. Tofu hears the noise and comes to investigate.]

Dr. Tofu
	Panda, are you ok?

[The two men panic, so the cloaked man tells the other to run off with the
Panda.... The cloaked man quickly through various items of clothing into
the bush.  Dr. Tofu recognizes the man...]

Dr. Tofu
	Wow! Long time no see, master.  Do come in, and what brings you to this
part of Japan?

Cloaked Man
	Nothing, I just wanted to see how my favorite pupil is doing after these
years....

[LATER]
[Soun is walking about town, when he sees Genma-Panda wandering aimlessly. 
He talks to Genma.]

Soun
	Genma, old friend, how are you today?

Genma-Panda
	Rwwrrrr.......

Soun
	Am I forgetting something?

Genma-Panda
	........

Soun
	Of course, you forgot your signs!

[Soun looks around rapidly, and he improvises a sign of a bamboo rod and
bamboo shoots.  He hands it to Genma, who smells it, and then swollows it. 
Soun realizes the problem and bursts into tears.]

Soun
	(sob) Oh, my dear friend Genma, (sob) has been completely transformed
(sob, sniff) into a panda......(wailing) It must be the curse of the
Jusenkyou.....

[Soun clearly crushed with emotions, lure the panda back to the dojo.]

PART 3: Shampoo and Mousse
[Shampoo, Mousse, and Cologne are working in the restaurant.  Shampoos
cheerfully cooking ramen, when Mousse ventures to talk to Shampoo.]

Mousse
	Oh my lover, Shampoo, are you cooking that delicious ramen for me?

[Shampoos disgusted by fact that Mousse is looking the wrong way, as
usual.]

Shampoo
	No stupid Mousse, Ramen for Ranma.  I go give ramen to Ranma now.

Mousse
	Then, I shall help you make the delivery.

[Shampoo pays no attention, and rides her bike off, really quickly.  Mousse
is not far behind running pretty fast]

Mousse
	Shampoo, my love, my wife, why dont you slow down for me.

Shampoo	Who says Shampoo love Mousse?  Mousse is not man like Ranma.

Mousse
	Umppph!

[Shampoo screeches to a halt and looks behind her.  Mousse is nowhere to be
seen.  Shampoo makes ready to go, when she notices a cloaked man in front
of her.]

Shampoo	
	Move out of way, cloak man!  I deliver ramen to Ranma, no wait!

Cloaked Figure
	No worry, theres plenty of time.

[The Cloaked Figure makes a signal, and a henchman, obviously skilled in
the martial arts, swings a mallet at Shampoo.  Shampoo dodges.]

Shampoo	
	Not good enough, evil man!  Die!

[Shampoo charges the Henchman.  He swiftly sidesteps Shampoos charge, and
a knocks her out with one punch...]

PART 4: Ah!!!! A Cat!
Ranma
	(To himself) I feel something wrong.  Why would anyone have a reason to
attack Ryoga.  Hes not a bad person, if youre on his go side, and if you
dont mind a depressed person, and if you dont care that he always gets
lost.... Never mind.  I might want to check up on Mousse and Shampoo.... I
have this weird feeling.  Besides, Akanes cooking dinner today....

[Ranma runs off to the restaurant.  When he gets there he is terrified by
Shampoo-cat who is tied to the door knob.  Mousse-duck is also tied to the
door.]
Shampoo
	Meow!

Mousse
	Quack!

Ranma
	Oh no a cat! Its a cat! Its a cat!  Someone help me!

[Ranma bursts into tears and runs hysterically in circles flailing his arms
wildly.  His actions scare the cat and the duck, and this inturn makes
Ranma panic even more.  Cologne hops out, and whips out a kettle of hot
water, and drenchs Shampoo and Mousse.]

Shampoo
	Roooooowwrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Mousse
	Quaaaaaacccccckkkkkkk!

Cologne
	Mousse, Shampoo who tied you here!  Shampoo, are you alright?

[Both Cologne and Ranma notice that Shampoos grooming herself with her
tongue, and Mousse is waddling around, like a duck.]

Shampoo
	Meow 

[Shampoo curls around Ranmas leg.  And in bad timing, Akane runs up.]

Akane
	Ranma No BAKA!

[She gracefully punts Ranma who flies far away.  Cologne shouts up at
Ranma.]

Cologne
	Son-in-law, you must help Shampoo!  (To herself) But Mousse, I rather like
Mousse in this form...

Mousse
	Quack?

PART 5: Dr. Anim.
[Ranmas quickly falling down from the sky.]
  
Ranma
	That violent gorilla, tom-boy, clumsy girl...

[Ranmas sixth sense perks up, and he barely dodges a mallet.]

Ranma
	Shit! You idiot, youre asking for it! 

[Ranma flips backwards and evades another swing of the mallet.  Ranma sees
the cloaked figure.]
Ranma
	Who are you?

Cloaked Figure
	Ha

[The Cloaked Figure drops his cloak.  Ranma sees an old man, almost
Happosais size, but hes on stilts to make himself look large.  Ranma and
the Henchmans surprised.  Both of them start to laugh at this ridiculous
old man.]

Cloaked Figure
	 I am Dr. Anim, and you will soon see what I will do to you...Henchman! 
Get him for me...

Henchman
	(chuckle) Boss, I never knew you were so small.......

Dr. Anim
	Be quiet, do as I say or Ill give you the treatment, like the three
others we caught....

[Henchman is obviously scared, and he rushes Ranma.  Ranma grins and
unleashes a powerful punch.  The Henchman sidesteps the attack, and swings
the mallet at Ranma.  Ranma barely manages to duck out of the way.]

Ranma
	(To himself) Whoa! Hes good.  But one mistake, hes not ready for
this..... Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken!!!!!!

[Ranmas fist flys back and forth in rapid succession into the Henchmans
gut.  The Henchman counters with rapid blocking!  The Henchman swings the
hammer low, and catches Ranma in the stomach.  Ranma goes flying backwards
and crashes through a wall.  Ranma gets out of the rubble and attacks the
Henchman again.  Ranma rushes the Henchman so fast that Ranma becomes a
streak of color.  Ranma stops right in front of the Henchman.]

Ranma
	Ive defeated you!!!!

[Ranmas courage and confidence surges through his body  He unleashes a
giant blast of ki...]

Ranma
	Moko Takabisha!!!!!!!

[Henchman flys into the wall, and he collapses into a small heap.]

Henchman
	Moan..........

Ranma
	Ha, you are good but not good enough to beat Saotome Ranma!  Now for you,
you weird freak!  I want you to restore Shampoo, Mousse, and Ryoga!

Dr. Anim
	Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha.... I will never restore them, and as for
you....

[He throughs a small ball at Ranma, which explodes into sleeping gas. 
Ranma fights the effect of the gases.  He stumbles out of the cloud, takes
a few steps, and then finally faints.]

Dr. Anim
	I have the worst thing planned for you.

PART 6: Ranma Wakes up.
[Ranma wakes up, he finds himself seated in a chair, but he cant move.]

Ranma
	Ahh! I cant move....

[Ranma panics and looks about the room.  Dr. Anim laughs evily...]

Dr. Anim
	Precisely....See I used Martial Art Acupuncture to disable you....

Ranma
	What do you want with me?!!!!

Dr. Anim
	Nothing much (shrugs), I want you to believe that you are a woman,
hmmmmmmmm, perhaps a guy-loving woman, or a
tomboy..................or,........never mind.

[Ranma panicks because hes clearly disgusted by the idea.  He struggles to
move but he cant.]

Ranma
	I refuse!!!!!!!

[Dr. Anim laughs wickedly.  He picks up a bag, and slowly opens it...]

Dr. Anim
	After a day, youll believe otherwise....

[Ranmas blood chills when he hears the meowing coming from the bag.]

PART 7: Ranmas not a man.
[Akane is clearly worried since she hasnt seen Ranma all day.  She also
saw what happened to Genma, Shampoo, and Mousse.  She goes to her sister
Kasumi.]

Akane
	Kasumi, have you seen that lunkhead, idiot, Ranma?

[Kasumi looks up from her work and smiles...]

Kasumi
	Sorry, havent seen him yet.  You worried about him?

Akane
	No, (She stops abruptly) I mean yes... Did you see what happened to Genma,
Shampoo, and Mousse.

Kasumi
	Dont worry, Ranmas a tough boy.  He can protect himself....

[As if by quirk of fate, a loud cry and a splash is heard outside...
Someone threw Ranma from far away, and he landed in the Tendou pond!
Nabiki, Soun, Akane, and Kasumi rush outside.]

Akane
	Ranma are you alright?

[Everyone then notices that Ranma is crying.  Soun is stern, and hes quite
pissed off because of Ranmas actions...]

Soun
	Ranma! Stop crying, be a man.....

Ranma
	(sniff, sob)  Why should I be a man, when Im a girl!!!! (sob,sob,sob) My
clothes are wet, my hair is messy, I am not pretty, I have no makeup. (sob)
I'm not a proper woman! (sob)

[Everyone else is paralysed by this turn of events.  Soun bursts into tears
(Quite manly, huh?)]

Soun
	(sob)My future son-in-law thinks hes a woman.(sob,sob,sob)

PART 8: Genma, gets cured, by Dr. Tofu.
[Akane, Soun, Genma, and Ranma-chan go to Dr. Tofu, to see if they can stop
Genmas ailment.]

Dr. Tofu
	Hmmmmm, peculiar.....

[Hes watching Genma in man form, trying to eat bamboo...]

Dr. Tofu
	I think I can cure Genma, but Ranma (he turns to Ranma, whos blushing at
him) I cant figure out.

[Dr. Tofu brings back a bunch of medicine and dumps it down Genmas throat.
 Apparently, nothing happens.  Soun starts to cry and run around , he
collides with Genma.]

Genma
	Get off you crybaby!!!!!

[Soun starts to cry with tears of joy]

Soun
	(grabs a microphone) MY FRIEND GENMA IS BACK TO NORMAL.....

Akane
	Dr. Tofu, do you think itll work with Ranma?

[Dr. Tofu starts to examine Ranma.  Ranma blushes ever more, she then
notices Soun and Genma anxiously watch.]

Ranma-chan
	Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! (She throws her shoes at Genma and Soun) Dont you men have
any decency, especially you father, Out! Out! Out!

[Ranma becomes angry, and swings a purse at both men.  Genma and Soun make
a hasty retreat.]

Genma
	Hmmph, at least Ranma didnt throw the table at us......

Soun
	Yeah, at least shes not like Akane......

[The examination table, thrown by Ranma-chan, crushes both men....]

Dr. Tofu
	Weird, there were three other cases and each was relatively easy to fix,
but Ranma, you soul/aura is not normal, as if it was mostly replaced.

[ Note of explanation.  Ranma received a triple dose of Dr. Anims
treatment.  He added psychological, acupuncture, and herbal treatment.  All
the others got herbal treatment.  The reason: Ranmas personality was so
strong that Dr. Anim used three treatments to rebuild Ranmas personality.]

Ranma-chan
	Oh thank you Dr. Tofu for trying to help me.

[Ranma-chan hugs Dr. Tofu, and skips out the door.]

PART 9: Shampoo, Mousse, and Ryoga are normal?
[Ranma-chan, in a pretty tight, body contour revealing dress, is walking
down the street in a graceful and well mannered pose.  Shampoo lands out of
the sky headed towards Ranma.]

Shampoo
	Ni hao, Ranma!

[Ranma-chan screams and ducks out of the bikes landing path.  Shampoo
dismounts and presents a bowl of ramen to Ranma.]

Shampoo
	Shampoo bring bowl of delicious ramen to Ranma, you want?

[Ranma smiles at Shampoo.]

Ranma-chan
	No thank you Shampoo, you know food is not good for us women.  We need to
keep our figure for the men......

[Shampoo is befuddled.....]

Shampoo
	Ranma are you ok?  You must be really tired.  You want Shampoos help?

[Before Ranma-chan can answer, Mousse runs up with a bouqet of roses, for
Shampoo.  Ranma-chans eyes light up]

Mousse
	Shampoo, my lover, have you seen, Ive been cured!!!!

Shampoo
	Shampoo not want roses, Shampoo is Ranmas woman...

[With that, Shampoo grabs Ranma-chan and presents her to Mousse. 
Ranma-chan smiles at Mousse.  To everybodys surprise, Ranma-chan picks up
Mousses bouquet.]

Ranma-chan
	Mousse, why thank you for this beautiful bouquet of roses.

[She gives Mousse a quick kiss, and a hard hug.  Mousse turns red and is
speechless.  (Why blame him, a beautiful girls hugging him.)]

Ranma-chan
	(Feeling Mousses arms)  Why, such a nice looking man, and oh....my(She
pulls out a few swords and yo-yos and chains) well armed!

[Mousse is paralysed, Shampoo is shocked completely.  And Ryoga, lands in
the area.]

Ryoga
	Ranma!, You not only court women and are unfaithful to Akane, you now
court men!?!?!  Prepare to die.

[Before Ryoga can react, Ranma left Mousses arms, and cuddles herself next
to Ryoga.]

Ranma-chan
	Ryoga, did I ever tell you that I think you are cute!

[Ryoga, clearly disgust pushes Ranma-chan away really hard.  His hand makes
contact with Ranma-chans breasts.]

Ranma-chan
	(Angry) Oh Ryoga, you think Im that kind of girl.....  Ryoga NO BAKA!!!!!

[She punches Ryoga really hard, and sends him sailing off into the
cityscape.]

PART 10: Kuno gets a date with his Pig Tailed Goddess, sort of.
[Kuno is outside the school with a rose in his hand.]

Kuno
	Oh Akane, Oh Pig-Tailed Girl, who do I truly love, I really dont
know......Wait! I have an idea, (he plucks another rose),  I shall ask both
to a date tonight.

[Akane comes running up, Ranma-chan slowly following.  Kuno perks up.]

Kuno
	Akane, my dear would you.....

[Akane plows right through Kuno, Ranma (whos not angry right now) stops
and helps Kuno up.]

Ranma-chan
	Im sorry for my friend, shes unusally displeased this morning.  Perhaps
its because I cooked breakfast.

[Back at the Tendou Dojou]
[Genma and Soun are still gorging themselves with the feast that Ranma-chan
single handedly prepared.]

Soun
	Hmm, my friend, trully good?

Genma
	(Munch, munch) Yes!  Kasumi, I must compliment on your skills....

Kasumi
	(Walking up) No Mr. Saotome, I cant take credit for breakfast, today.

Soun
	(still eating) Then, I send my compliments to Nabiki. (He grabs a chicken
leg)

Kasumi
	Ranma made breakfast today.

[Soun and Genma stop look at each other.  And burst into tears after a
delay.]

Genma
	My son has become a real woman...(sob, sob, sob), Now if I meet Nodoka, I
must keep my promise.....(wailing)

Soun
	(sob) (sob)

[Back at high school]
[Kuno thinks this is an opportunity to get a date with Ranma-chan]

Kuno
	My Pig Tailed Goddess, will you go on a date with me tonight? (He offers
Ranma-chan a rose)

Ranma-chan
	(smiling at Kuno) Im sorry, but I have my chores to do.......Why dont
you come over to the Tendous for dinner?

[Ranma-chan take the rose and smells their sweet fragrance.  She smiles and
gives a hug to Kuno.  Hes so overjoyed that he faints.  Akane sees the
whole episode, and runs up to Ranma-chan.]

Akane
	Ranma, you stupid idiot, youve just ruined our families entire
evening!!!!  Ranma, sometimes I think you are so stupid, ignorant, selfish,
unfeeling.....

[As Akane speaks, tears well up into Ranmas eye, and she runs off crying. 
Akane feels a little guilty.]

Ranma-chan
	Im sorry if I failed you, but I was trying to be nice.

Akane
	Ranma! Stop! Im sorry..........

[Ukyou quickly walks up.]

Ukyou
	Hi Akane! Whats with Ranma?  Something wrong with him?  Did you push over
him over the edge of sanity?

Akane
	(Sighs) its a pretty long story...

PART 11: Akane and Ranma, reconcilate
[Akane comes walking home with Ukyou, as she enters the home, she hears:
(1) the crying of Soun and Genma, who are still eating food that Ranma
prepared for lunch. (2) Ranma, whos singing a beautiful song.  (3)
Shampoo, whos trying to impress Genma, by trying to comfort him, and (4)
Ryoga, whos yelling at Ranma.  Everyone hears the door close, and comes
running up.  Ranmas there first...]

Akane
	Ranma, I......

[Ranma-chan starts crying again, and hugs Akane, like a friend.]

Ranma-chan
	Akane, Im so sorry I acted wrong today.  Im sorry, I invited one of your
boyfriends to dinner.  It was wrong of me, could you please forgive me.

Akane
	Err.......never mind Ranma.  Im not angry...

[Ranma looks up at Akane.]
Ranma
	(Sniff) Really?

[Ranma-chan sees Ukyou, and is so happy.]

Ranma-chan
	Tonight is going to be a good night.  All of my friends are here.  I
promise tonight will be a good feast!

[Meanwhile, everyone else is looking at Ranma rather weirdly.  Soun and
Genma have started to cry again. Ranma-chan runs to the kitchen to continue
cooking the dinner feast.  Everyone, walks into the dojou, where they start
to talk.]

Genma
	What have I done...... Has my training pushed Ranma over the edge....

Mousse
	I rather like Ranmas current state.  Hes kinda cute girl,
and......Shampoo, will you now marry me....

[Whack! Shampoo sends Mousse through the hole in the roof.]

Soun
	My roof!

Ryoga
	Normally, I wouldnt care that much about Ranma, but Im spooked.  Hes, I
mean shes been really nice to me, and I dont know why.

Happosai
	Truthfully, I like Ranma this way.

[Happosai burst through the door and walks toward the kitchen.]

Happosai
	Ranma-chan, your knight is coming.....with a bra for you to wear.

Ranma-chan
	Eeeekkkkkk! Someone help me!   Away dirty old man.

[Ranma-chan bursts into the dojou, with Happosai on her back.  He attempts
to liberate Ranma-chans bra, and she gets really angry.]

Ranma-chan
	Away from me you dirty old letch!

[She picks up Happosai by his head, and smashes him through the dojou
floor.]

Ranma-chan
	You dirty old man, Ill step you to death. (stomp! stomp! stomp!)

Soun
	My floor!

Akane	
	He's certainly his old self if he's mad.....

[Ranma-chan stops pounding Happosai, and sees Soun crying.]

Ranma-chan
	Stop crying, Mr. Tendou.  Here, have my handkerchief.  Oh! my! I have to
cook!

[Ranma runs back to the kitchen.]

Cologne	
	A long time ago, in a neighboring village, I saw two men whose identities
were changed...  I fear that the Evil Dr. Anim is at hand...

Soun
	What, you mean that Ranma can be cured!!!!

Cologne
	Possible, but very hard.

[Both Genma and Soun grab a microphone and start yelling into it.]

Soun and Genma
	There is hope for Ranma!!!!!!!!!

PART 12: Another quick visit to Dr. Tofu
[Cologne, Shampoo, Akane, and Ukyou are watching Dr. Tofu.  Dr. Anim is
also in the corner, but using that alias of Master Mina.]

Dr. Tofu
	I cant seem to get a handle on Ranmas problem.  Master Mina! Can you
please take a look at my patient?

Master Mina
	Why certainly....(Looks at Ranma) Sorry, no clue.

[Cologne, with her infinite wisdom, takes a closer look at Master Mina. 
She thinks a bit.]

Cologne
	I was wondering, have you both ever heard of the evil Dr. Anim?

[Master Mina/ Dr. Anim stiffens slightly.]

Dr. Tofu
	Cologne, no why?

Cologne
	Beacause, hes behind you!  Akane, Shampoo, Ukyou get him!

[Akane, Shampoo, and Ukyou rush Dr. Anim.]

Dr. Anim	Henchman!!!!!

[Dr. Anims Henchman burst through the wall, he counters Ukyous spatula
and snaps it in half, and the force of the blow knocks Ukyou backwards. 
Shampoo rushes him, and he swings his mallet.  Shampoo barely dodges, when
Dr. Anim sprays her with a squirt gun, turning Shampoo into a cat.  Akane
barely missed getting hurt.  Dr. Tofu tries to stop the fight.  The
Henchman pushes him into the wall.  Ranma-chan is getting angry.]

Ranma-chan
	Leave my friends alone. Kachu Teshin Amaguriken!!!!!!!!

[Ranma-chan lands 403 punches all over the Henchmans body.  He falls.  Dr.
Anim makes a retreat.]

Dr. Anim
	You might have defeated me, but you (points at Ranma) will never regain
your own personality.......... unless you act unwomanly for more than 2
minutes before the rise of the sun tomorrow......  Hahahahahahahaha.  But I
made sure you will always stay a proper woman.

PART 13: Guests
[Kuno arrives at the Tendou Dojo.  He does not know that Kodachi follows
him, and plans to get rid of Ranma-chan once and for all.  Ranma-chan,
being nice, has invited Shampoo, Mousse, and Ryoga to stay, and they agree.
 (Heck, free food, who wouldnt!)]

[Kuno knocks on the door.  He presents a bouquet of roses to Ranma-chan and
Akane.]

Kuno
	For my beautiful girls....

Ranma-chan
	Kuno, you are so sweet...

Akane
	(grumble)  Ranma, Ill go finish your cooking.... (runs off to the
kitchen)

[Kuno hears the complement, and takes it as an invitation by Ranma-chan. 
He hugs Ranma-chan from behind, his hands touching the forbidden parts. 
And to make it worse, Kodachi appears, with a ribbon in her hand.  By the
way, Ranma-chan is getting angry.]

Kodachi
	Ranma-chan! Youve been trying to seduce my perverted brother so he can
kill me, so you can have Ranma-kun to yourself!!!!!  Prepare to die!!!

[Both Ranma-chan and Kuno get wrapped together really tightly in the
ribbon.  Ranma-chan is really mad now...]

Kuno
	Wow, my goddess, do you imply that we should be closer still?

[A minute and half has passed since Akane went to cook in the kitchen.  The
kitchen explodes, and Akane walks out with the remains of the chicken, that
Ranma-chan worked hard to prepare.  This loss of the main dish for the
dinner pushes Ranma over the edge.]

Ranma-chan
	You pervert.........Take this!

[Ranma bursts out of the ribbon, surprising Kodachi!  Ranma-chan turns
around, and gives Kuno a kick to his head, and punts him away into the
distance.]

Kodachi
	Good thing I have a spare ribbon.  (She uses it to entangle Ranma-chan)

[Ranma-chan grabs the end of the ribbon, and reverses the direction of the
ribbon.  She entangles Kodachi, and punts her off into the distance. 
Everyone hears the fight outside and rush out.  Ranma-chan clutches her
head, and faints.  Soun looked at the clock]

Soun
	Wow, Ranma-chan was mad for about 2 minutes.

Genma
	That's not enough (sob)

PART 14: Ranmas Back!
[Ranma-chan is in a bed, and Akane is taking care of him.  She gentlely
dabs Ranmas head with a cloth.]

Ranma-chan
	Ohhhhhhhh, my head hurts..........

[Meanwhile, Genma has given up all hope on his former son, and has finally
accepted that he has a daughter.  He walks into the room.]

Genma
	Akane, hows my daughter? (Background: Sounds of Soun crying)

[Ranma-chan, hearing this, sits up.]
Ranma-chan
	You stupid excuse for a father! Dont you remember? Im a boy!!!  You
stupid idiot!!!!

[Ranma-chan starts to chase Genma, whose realized Ranmas miraculous
recovery.  While Ranma is trying to pound him, Genma quickly grabs a
microphone, and runs about screaming.]

Genma
	My son is a real man!!! My son is a real man!!!