Well I've never written a real fic before, but I have written an
alternate ending to Ranma 1/2: "Childhood's End" where Ranma-chan got
stuck as a girl permanently and married Kuno. :)
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Ranma 1/2: Childhood's Revenge
by Philip Mak
Standard disclaimer. All characters in here except me were created by
Rumiko Takahashi.
Philip is sitting in his room, doing homework. All of a sudden, a big
hole opens up in the air, and Ranma and Akane step out. The hole closes
behind them.
Philip: What...? (turns around to notice Ranma and Akane)
Ranma: Hi Philip. Remember us?
Philip: You're.. Ranma and Akane.. it can't be...
Ranma: Yes its us. And we have one thing to say to you. HOW DARE YOU TURN
ME INTO A GIRL PERMANENTLY AND MAKE ME MARRY KUNO!
Philip: Hey hey, would you rather have everyone get killed?
Akane: No, but you should have fixed the story! PHILIP NO BAKA!
Cut to outside view of Philip's House. Suddenly Philip flies out of a
hole in the roof just made by his body. He screams as he is launched up
into the air. He then runs out of kinetic energy and falls back down,
making another hole in the roof. He falls on the floor with a loud THUD!
Philip: (muttering) Kawaiikunai irokagnee onna. (Uncute sexless girl.)
Akane: I heard that! (mallets Philip's into the ground)
Philip: ... (is unconscious)
Ranma picks up a bucket of water from who-knows-where and douses Philip
with it.
Philip: (wakes up) Auughh! Cold! (notices his, or rather her voice has
suddenly gone up. Philip now has long blond hair done in two pigtails
with meatballs on top)
Philip closes her eyes and opens her shirt and looks down. A pair of
breasts pop out.
(Outside view of Philip's House. It is a peaceful day, with birds
chirping. Nothing seems out of the ordinary except for two human-shaped
holes in the roof. Suddenly the silence is broken by someone screaming.
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The birds look up,
startled and quickly fly away.")
Back in Philip's House....
Philip: Grr! First my house, then my body! I won't forgive you! TSUKI NI
KAWATTE, OSHIOKYO! Moon Purisuma Power, Make Up!
(Cut to the outside of Philip's House. Shouts of "Sailor Moon Kick!"
"Moon Tiara Action!" "Moon Princess Halation!" "Sailor Body Attack!"
"Moon Spiral Heart Attack!" and many loud crashes can be heard. Then
Ranma and Akane fly out of two new holes in the roof screaming...)
(On someone's TV set. "Today in the news... a mysterious heroine called
Sailor Moon has just appeared. A bank was in the process of being robbed
when Sailor Moon made her entrance, and disarmed the robber with what
could only described as a 'magic frisbee'...")
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The end. No I don't really feel like writing more, I feel embarassed
enough as it is. Hope you enjoyed it. hehe :)