To:Scott Jamison <majks@cyberx.com>
From:wyrm@mail.utexas.edu (Thomas R Jefferys)
Subject:Re: [FFML] (fic) (Ranma) Sauce
Scott: Delete. Delete...and delete! Yeesh, 83 posts in a row on
whether or not spam is a bad thing.
Tell me about it...
Ah well, time to put in a chapter of
"Worse"...
Good idea! Maybe we'll get to SEE it one day. ;>
<munch>
Ranma: Tendo-Style Anything-Goes Martial Arts Dimension Travel.
Damnedest thing. I mean, who would've thought a clumsy girl like Akane--
Akane (from counter): I heard that!
Ranma: Anyhow, it's a pretty amazing technique.
Chibi-Usa: Wish I'd thought of that before using that damned key... If
anyone could adapt it for use in time travel, Pu and Ami could.
Wyrm-chan: I still don't get why you just didn't come to us.
Scott: Um, that sounds fair enough, but why me? I mean, you could help
Plunger, he always gets you two together at the end of his fics. Or
Kun-chan. I mean, she follows you two right into the bedroom, for crying
out loud!
Ranma: We'll get to them eventually (evil grin).
Uh oh! DUCK, Kun-chan!
Muu-muu-chan: *quack*
And Ryouga called dibs
on that Chris Willmore fella.
(?)
o
.
o_O
Remind me... what did Chris do to Ryouga?
(Scott facefaults.)
Scott: Ow! Facefaulting hurts! Say, where you folks staying?
Then don't do it. I mean, DUH!
Ranma: We thought we'd crash at your place. After all, you guys always
hang at the dojo when you visit us.
And eat ya out of house and home...
Ranma: Ooch. So, Scott, let's get started. How many fiancees you got?
Scott: None.
<munch>
Ranma: Any one-sided crushes?
Scott: Does Kasumi count?
Ranma & Akane: NO!
Well, the girl is very nice...
Probably has a platonic relationship with Queen Serenity.
Akane: How about women you can't stand chasing you?
Scott: Not that I've noticed.
Ranma: C'mon, surely you've at least dated someone!
<munch>
Akane: That's silly! A movie star you're not, but you're not ugly.
Uh oh! Red Hot Romance Alert!! ;)
Scott: That's not what girls told me all through high school and
college. They told me I was hideous and laughed at my face. They told
me they'd rather die than be seen with me.
OWCH! Rough life!
Wyrm-chan: Aw, c'mon SKJAM! Not every girl hates your guts! (smiles)
Down, Wyrm-chan! Down! Jeez, who thought my personified anima would have a
crush on ya?
Woman One: I'm single!
Woman Two: I'm also single!
Woman Three (hiding ring): I'm totally available, handsome!
Husband: Hey!
Woman Four: Baby light my fire!
Ashley: Me too! Me too!
Chibi-Usa: Come with me and be my Prince(ss)!
< -> Ozzy's tro[u]th>
Woman One: Him? Eeww!
Woman Two: D'oh! I just remembered, I'm a lesbian!
Woman Three: Oh, Harry, you came for me!
Husband: Sheesh.
Woman Four: My fire just went out.
Ashley: No offense, Scott, but I'd rather stick my head in a blender and
hit "puree."
Chibi-Usa: Get bent, loser.
(to Chibi-Usa) USA!
Chibi-Usa: (turns toward Wyrm) Whaaaat?
That wasn't very nice of you...
Chibi-Usa: Bite me!
(sharpens steak knives) If you insist... (chases screaming C-Usa around
control room)
Wyrm-chan: (takes out hanky) SKJAM! kawaisou... ;_; It's so sad... *HONK!*
Ranma: Yeah! No matter how long it takes! Even if we have to bring all
our friends in on it too!
Be afraid... be VERY afraid.
Probably Not To Be Continued, but you never know...
PLEASE!!! This is f-FUNNY!
Heh! I like the concept of the Ranma crew paying this reality back for all
the fpowerful author avatars that seem to take a trip to the Ranmaverse. I
had hit on a smiliar situation, Cologne taking a side trip into the
dimentions, emerging into the room of a startled Jeremy Gross and Thomas
Jefferys. (They brought her there, somehow, and they don't QUITE know how
to get her back)