Subject: [HELP!!!]PLEASE, for the love of dear god, HELP!!!!!!!!!
From: JesX@aol.com
Date: 9/29/1996, 2:24 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

   Alright, This is, the absolute, definite, LAST time I'm going ask for
help!!!!  I'm sick and tired of only getting one or two replys to these!
 I'll wait about four weeks and if no one helps......Well let me show you.
 (author of post brings up a silver-gray metal box with few airholes) You
see, awhile back, some one came up with this fanfic joke ideas.  One of them
was "What if Ryoga was gay?", and many other stupid things.  This thing (taps
box, it seems to move) isn't exactly any of those ideas, but it IS an evil
idea that sorta sprang from that post.  I don't know if it's something new,
but, well, it's something that if let on the ML it will probably generate
more SPAM than those discussions on Ranma getting pregnant and when WW told
us to cut down on the SPAM combined.  Now, I'm not naturally evil, so I'm
giving you fair warning before I get totally mad and depressed about this and
let it out.  Now don't worry about it escaping before then.  I sealed it in
an Adamantium box (taps box again, definate movement and growling sounds).
 How did I get the adamantium?  Well, Marvel does have some, and since
Magneto pulled the bit that was bonded to Wolverine, well they have a little
surplus.  But thanks to a mini-camera and some photos, they were kind enough
to let go of some for a low price.  I also got those mercenaries off of
Harvey Griffin's back (the lawyers I'm not sure about).  Anyway, PLEASE HELP
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I have some other questions besides the name, so
I'll ask them first:
1. What is the closet city to Nerima (yes I'm too lazy to check a map,
besides all our maps are liiiiittle out dated [Hey, I don't think the world
is flat!  Where's the Americas!]) that's about a night's drive?
2. Drat, forgot two.
3. Anybody want to suggest Animaniacs for cameos?  I have a good deal plotted
out, but I don't really want to forget any.
4. Does anybody actully want to see this? (besides Venkarel, who has been a
pretty good motivation for me)
5. Does anybody have a better name for this?  So far it's "A Bounty-ful
Amount of Troble."
Okay, now I still need help with Sam's codename, he's a living vampire type
of thing.  Is multi-talented, lazy in the day, lazy at night, person who will
always come through in a pinch.  I also could use name for the dogs that hang
around him (Ying and Yang sound too obvious).  Maybe even some suggestions on
their last names, which is so far Smith.  Please, please, PLEASE,
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!  I want to get started on this.  Thank you for your help and
any help I use I promise to give credit.
Oh yeah, I remeber 2.
2. Who wanted that Ranma and Akane theme I made using the Pinky and the Brain
theme?
That's it.  Thanks for looking at this.

Jordan E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
jesx@juno.com
All around bad speller (and my grammer ain't no good neither :))
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows WAY too much useless trivia and
Co-founder and Sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Gang,
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member!"
"So THIS is a sig.!"
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