<voice1> <whisper> is he gone?
<voice2> i think so... it's about time...
<voice1> ... think it's safe?
<voice2>  <long pause> *snicker*
<voice1> shhhhhhh!!!!!! hehehe
<voice2 (now recognizable as totoro)> ok, ok, now wee gotta get him.
<voice1 (steve dallas)> sure thing. you post hentai advertizements,
                        and i'll get the lemon i prepared cut and
                        pasted on!
totoro: *snicker* heheh great!
me: <walking in> oh, you two haven't joined a quake clan or anything,
    have.. HEY!! you're in my EMAIL!
Satan: <walking in too> wHaT's tHe rUcKuS?
me: <smacking totoro with a baka mallot> this is YOUR idea, i bet!
    AAAAAA!!!!!! and it was to the FFML! just SIGN my death warrant
    why don't you?!?!
totoro: bwahahaha! you're dead!
me: grrr.. i'm not licked yet!
totoro: what EVER.
me: <sweating> ok... ok.... how am i going to make this relevant?
agentO: we'll buy some wolf-remover for your ass tonight.
me: shut up!!!
    um.. ok! i know! i'll write a fanfic! yeah! that'd make it relevant!
GOjoel: this late at night? why?
me: BECAUSE I HAVE TO!!! <evileye to totoro and steve>
steve: <does his best to keep his chorteling unobvious>
me: smurf you all! i'm not going down!
sBarry: 'cept on gret.
me: WASH YOUR DAMN MOUTH OUT!
sBarry: that's SO hypocrytical to use "damn" in that sentance, baby.
me: insert soap into facial oriface. scrup, rinse, repeat. CLEAR?
sBarry: whatever.
me: ok.... i can do this....
    **DEEP BREATH**


                     RANMA VISITS THE GYNECOLOGIST

Satan: i cAnNoT cOnDoNe tHiS.
me: awwwww! but it has potential!
Satan: dOn'T mAkE mE hUrT yOu.
me: okok...

                          RANMA VS GODZILLA

Satan: gO fOr iT.
me: okay.

<scene1 take1>
<a flowery background, and we have ranma standing there, his white
 tail flicking every so often as he grazed on the green grass below>
<bgm: anything flowery, preferably classical>
<show this for about 30 seconds>
<a giant green foot slams down, taking up the majority of the screen
 at ankle's width>
<end scene>

totoro: you just copied bambi vs godzilla...
me: well.. it was so cool, how could i not?
totoro: by having a taste for what's good and what's stupid?
me: yeah. go get me one o those.
totoro: ...
british voice: start AGAIN.

                  AKIRA & TETSUO VS SON GOKU & VEGITA

crew: YOU HAVE OUR FULL ATTENTION.
me: <sweatbead> idunno.. what should i do with this?
<the crew facefaults>
sLevon: DON'T GET OUT HOPES UP LIKE THAT!!!!
me: soreeee!
Satan: lEmMe tAkE a sTaB aT iT...

<scene1 take1>
<the setting is neoneotokyo>
totoro: neoneo?
Satan: wElL, nEoToKyO wEnT kAbLoOiE...
GOjoel: maybe it'd be even-more-neo-tokyo
sBarry: eXXtra-neo-tokyo?
agentO: colonel-sander's-exxtra-crispy-neo-tokyo?
sBarry: no way, then tokyo'd have to be origional-recipie-tokyo.
agentO: ohyeah..
me: i think neoneo's just fine. let's get moving.
Satan: gOoD eNufF.
<the scene is more of the manga's ending (because we all liked it
 better, of course) and is just post kaneda's ride back into the
 soverign nation of akira.>
<pan accross city, fix on the olympic stadium>
<fix on the throne (of sorts) that contained at different times, both
 tetsuo and (in the anime) the canisters of akira's over-tested
 remains. zoom in slowly. get to about... say 50 m away, where a
 gigantic mound of rubble is visable afront the throne, which sits on
 a mount of it's own, at a tilt>
me: WAITAMINIT!!! BEFORE I FORGET!!!
Satan: <impatient> wHaT _IS_ iT?
me: MOUSSE AS SCOOBY-DUM? WHAT KINDA SHEEYIT IS THIS?!?!?
Satan: oH gO sToW yOuR pRiDe aNd lEt mE fInIsH!
me: this is an INSULT!
Satan: <growling> aNd THIS iS a tHrEaT.
me: okyoucangorightaheadi'lltakecareofitlaterit'snobiggieanyway
<the noise of wind becomes audible slowly.. and grows VERY slowly>
<suddenly and without warning [totoro: the only way to be!]
 [me: shut up while he's writing] something falls, and breaks through
 that rubble pile in the foreground with frightening velocity>
<the usual array of congrete bits, wires, and body parts are thrown
 asunder because of the impact>
<the camera pans up in an arcing motion, continuing to focus on that
 one center point>
<there are 5 black objects on the fairly small crater>
<two of which sit up after a couple of moments, and shake their
 heads>
<tetsuo, now destinguishable by his hair, at least looks over to
 his right at the smaller figure, obviously akira>
<akira shakes some of the dirt and soot off, then looks directly up
 at tetsuo with large innocent eyes as they sit not inches away>
<tetsuo smacks akira in the back of the head>
tetsuo: DID YOU >>HAVE<< TO DO THAT?!?!?!?!
akira: ... <holds the back of his head>
<one of the other figures stirs.. takashi>
takashi: aa.. kii.. ra...
akira: <does one of those "aah! aah!" things without ever talking>
takashi: <whiney> AKIRAAAAAAA! you told us you'd take him awayyyyyy!
         it hurts when you do that! come on akira! you PROMISED!
akira: ...
takashi: why can't you learn to be more dependable akira?
akira: i sorry.
takashi: .... *sigh*
tetsuo: ow.. you and those STUPID blasts... c'mon, i want a burger,
        let's go. it's a long way to the next WORKING hot dog
        stand, thanks to bubble-boy here.
akira: <a little cheery> burger!
masaru: i hafta go to the bathroom..
tetsuo: <rolling his eyes> i hate kids...
[me: that's not very in-character...
 Satan: sAvE tHe c&C fOr wHeN iT's OVER!]

<meanwhile, in the dragonball universe>

vegita: WHAT DO YOU >>MEAN<< YOU DON'T KNW HOW TO GET THERE!?!
goku: i was just told we're supposed to go to the akiraverse and 
      fight there...
vegita: what's that mean? and by whom?
goku: i don't know, and mr. fanfic author.
vegita: <pauses> ... i hate those guys..
goku: i like em! 'specially the ones that involve sailormoon.
      i LOVE that show!
vegeeta: RRRGH! look, just figure out how to get there!
goku: i don't know...  teleport to earth, but when i asked around, i
      could only find tokyo...
vegeeta: what were you looking for?
goku: the author wasn't sure when he wrote me.. it said something like
      newbietokyo, but don't be surprised if it ends up different.
vegeeta: you're making no sense. i'm going to find something better to
         do than fight for some stupid fanfic.
goku: awww!
<vegeeta leaves in a huff (as if he ever does differently)>
goku: .... NOW what do i do?

  THE END

me: that was... different...
Satan: iT aDdEd eNoUgH rElEvAnCy tO gEt YOU oFf tHe hOoK.
me: it did? HEY! it DID! THANKS!
totoro: you're no fun anymore.
Satan: tHaT'S wHy yOu sHoUlD pAv mE tHe fIvE sPoT yOu OwE mE.
totoro: is THAT why you did that??? i TOLD you i'm good for it!
Satan: sUrE, sUrE...
<the argument fades as mousse decides to sighn off while the signing
 is good>


                                -evilscooby-dum & crew

me: HEY! NOT FUNNY!!!
crew: *snickersnickersnickersnicker*
me: BAKAAAAAAAS!!!
totoro: h-yuk!
me: X_x

<this message is dedicated, in entirety, whether she likes it or
 not, to mihoshi>


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