Eventually, my fingers got numb, so I gently placed the comics on a sleet
of ice and walked up the ridge to demand that we go inside.  My request
was met by a snowball to the face by Chris.  At least he tried to hit me
but I dexteriosly doged it, with disasteruos results.  The snowball
missed me and hit my Ranma 1/2 part 2 N0.9!  The comic skidded twenty
feet on the coat of ice.  Chris and Ladd froze.  I calmly walked over,
and examined the damage: Out of the impact, the moisture, and the skid,
the only damage done was a two inch slash in the cover.  I calmly brushed
off the comic, placed it back on the ground, walked up the ridge, and
commenced beating the crap out of Chris and Ladd.

YES!@!@ Show those fools what happens when one dares to damage RANMA!!!!

Now you may ask:
What happened to Chris and Ladd?
What ever happened to the manga section at Funny Books?
How did I stop Chris from becoming a vampire?
and
What does this have to do with DnR?

All Questions will be answered in
Re: life of Hayes2

Heh, I thought that part one was funny. I shall meditate on how hard I shall 
laugh when I read the end of part 2... 

Draxon-X