On Thu, 26 Sep 1996 00:16:15 -0500 (CDT) "Ranma Al'Thor" wrote:
: Princess Shan-pu and the faerie prince
: The faerie ran away, as faeries do, and she chased the faerie back
: to faerieland, across the eastern ocean. She tried to hunt the faerie
: girl, but the land was strange, and the local faeries tried to trick
: her. She met the faerie prince as his true male self, and fell in love
: with him, but then learned he was the girl who had beaten her. In
: addition, he had been enslaved by three evil faeries. A horrid
: kawaiikune he could not beat in battle, a wicked chef who ate people, and
: a deranged poison making faerie. She tried to fight them, but they were
: too strong for her. She fled in despair, not knowing what to do.
Too fast, too fast! This *seriously* has to be fleshed out more.
As it stands, it reads like "Oh, I'll fast-forward to the good
bits now."
: The evil chef agreed. No one could make more evil flat food with
: slime on it than her, so she thought she couldn't lose. She made
: hundreds of wheel shaped breads, coated with slime, fungus, toenails,
: tampons, wombat fur, and snot.
Urrrrrh! Goodbye lunch. <smack smack> Gee, that sure tasted
better going down.
: "Your life." She threw the chef on her own griddle and cooked her,
: then chopped her up and mixed her with the ramen to give it flavor, then
: put it back in the box.
It's little touches like this, that tell you it's a children's
story. :)
: Finally, she confronted the evil kawaiikune faerie. It was torturing
: her sweet prince, as was its greatest pleasure. She got out her charm
: and turned into a cat, so she could sneak up on it. When she got close,
: her prince saw her coming to rescue him and was inspired. The
: berserkergang came over him and he attacked the evil kawaiikune and
: ripped her apart.
Do I read this right as: Shampoo goes to Ranma in cat form, while
he's quarreling with Akane; Ranma sees Shampoo and goes into
cat-fist mode; Ranma turns Akane into Kitty chowder.
: Clever Nabiki and the Ogres
: "Hey, there's an army out there!" Everyone rushed to the window, and
: Clever Nabiki switched breakfasts with Princess Tomboy.
:
: Everyone came back to the table and laughed. They could hardly
: believe Clever Nabiki could have been so stupid as to mistake the passing
: merchant for an army. Everyone ate breakfast and Princess Tomboy dropped
Hmmm. I don't like it, even for a twisted fairy tale. Also, with
her own cooking, Princess Tomboy would have developed a resistance
to toxins.
Also, I miss any references to Nabiki's photos of Ranma.
OK, now that the C&C is out of the way:
BWAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
<Gasp, wheeze, ROTF> Muahahahahaa!
Sebastian (The Kumquat Fairy is next, right?)