On Thu, 26 Sep 1996, Scott Jamison wrote:
: SAUCE
: Scott: I'd say. Using martial arts to justify dimensional travel is
: amazingly silly.
:
: Ranma: No sillier than some of the methods you fanfic writers use to get
: to my world. Which brings us to why we're here. Y'see--
: Scott: Wow. You're real. I can't, well, can scarcely believe it's
: true. but why are you here? Why come to me of all people?
: Akane: Scott, we've had so many fanfic authors insert themselves into
: our lives and/or try to resolve our relationships, that we thought we'd
: return the favor.
:
: Scott: Um, that sounds fair enough, but why me? I mean, you could help
: Plunger, he always gets you two together at the end of his fics. Or
: Kun-chan. I mean, she follows you two right into the bedroom, for crying
: out loud!
:
: Ranma: We'll get to them eventually (evil grin). And Ryouga called dibs
: on that Chris Willmore fella.
Bwaaaahahahahahahahaaaa! What a *concept*! "We're here to resolve
your problems" Muahahahaha!
Thanks, Scott. It was a little more about your love life than I
would have divulged about mine to strange comic book character
come alive, but it makes a great story.
Sebastian