On Thu, 26 Sep 1996, Philip Mak wrote:

On Wed, 25 Sep 1996, Harold C.Hayes wrote:

Should I through "Sailor Moon" into the mix, too?  It wouldn't show up 
for a while, but it might be fun to borrow some elements.

Yes, absolutely! :) There hasn't been enough Sailor Moon crossovers latelty..

Hmmm... weeellll... how about....

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Sailor Moon: The Final Crossover.

All characters have been copyrighted by someone or other.  Frankly, I
don't give a dam, or a cistern. ;)

Luna: But you must go.  The Universe is depending on you!
Serena: Oh, alright already... MOON PRISM POWER

We now pause for 3 minutes while Serena transforms into Sailor Moon.  The
other Scouts start their transformations at the same time, and take up a
mere 5 seconds.  They are looking distinctly annoyed by the time the
pretty flashing lights stop. 

Mars: Are we ready *yet*?
Serena: Its not *my* fault I'm the star.
Jupiter: (muttered) Can we kill her anyway?
Mecury: I know its tempting, but she is the star.
Luna: (sweat drop on face) Will you lot get a move on?
Venus: Yes, we'd better.  I'd hate to miss out on my lines.
Rest: ... (big sweat drop)
Mars: Lets do it.

All: Right!

They gather to form a circle, and then concentrate, willing themselves to
be where they are needed.

All: Scout Power... Scout Power.. Scout Power...

A wind rises, lifting stray bits of paper, their hair, their little
dresses,....

Jupiter: You PERVERT!

Ahem.  Anyway, this wind is blowing things around, some pretty coloured
lights appear and the Scouts fade from view....

Meanwhile, elsewhere...

Voice 1: Sir, we have full power.
Voice 2: Very well.  Wait until they are in range.

Nearby, a mere 5 kilometres away....

A bright flash of light occurs, and the Sailor Scouts suddenly appear and
drop to the ground.

Mars: Did we make it?
Mercury: I think so, just let me check.

Voice 1: They are in range now sir!

Venus: (tapping her foot against the ground)  Hey, this is metal.
Jupiter: Green Metal?

Voice 2: FIRE!

Serena: (picking herself up) Owwww... I thought it hurt more than normal.
Why is it always me who falls on her head.
Mercury: (muttered) Comic Relief.

A vast whining is heard, causing the Scouts to look immediatly at Serena,
who quickly denies everything.  Despite this (or accelerated by), a huge
bolt of energy flies forth from a giant humaniod shape about 5 kilometres
away. 

Mercury: I think we're in trouble.

With great gusto, the huge energy beam hits the ship that the Scouts are
standing on.  The Scouts scream to no avail: They are dispersed like the
rest of the Zentraedi battleship, peeled first then blown away in the face
of the unstoppable force that is the SDF main gun.

Voice 1: Enemy destroyed sir.
Voice 2: Good.  May they never bother the universe again.

Several worlds away, a small black cat breathes a sigh of relief.

Luna: Phew.  I thought we'd never be rid of them.
Artemis: Hear hear.  You free tonight kitty?
Luna: Weeeellll... you're paying.

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                     The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au
One crossover, Sailor Moon style.  Noone said they had to be living at the
end of it, but I disagree with him ;)