Mike W. Loader writes ---

Ranma: "Code 546-blue : Rabid transvestite rhino creating 
disturbance; reactor leak imminent."

I lost it at this point(ROFL, literaly, in a public computer lab.).
How did you come up with something this weird?  Are you on something?
(If so, where can I get some?)

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| William W. Arnold             | Is the universe an accident,      |
| has8wwa@atlas.vcu.edu         |    a mistake, or did someone      |
| warnold@nomad.urich.edu       |    do it to us on purpose?        |
| someone.else@someplace.else   |            --ME--                 |
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