See! See! SEE!!!! THIS is what I was talking about a few posts ago!!!!  And
no one has responded to my new song!  I got comments on Ranma and Akane (sung
to the tune of Pinky and the Brain), which by the way was my first, so it's
not the best.  But no one has said anything about my second, Saotome! (sung
to the tune of Freakazoid!, btw, does anyone know what Freakazoid is?).  I'll
repost the better of the two and you let me know what you think.
Saotome! (sung to the tune of Freakazoid! [if you don't know this, I'll type
it at the end])

Martial Artist who's so cool,
Saotome!,  Saotome!
Fell into a cursed pool,
Saotome!, Saotome!,
Runs around in Nerima Ward,
Saotome!, Saotome!,
Unless, of it, he gets really bored,
Saotome!, Satome!

He changes in cold water,
And changes back in warm,

It's a very confusing thing,
Saotome!, Saotome!,

Check out Akane Tendo,
Ranma's fiancee,
They didn't really agree to it,
But their parents thinks it's okay,
They fight and constanly bicker,
People wish they would be mute,
Akane calls Ranma Baka,
When he calls her uncute!,

Makes his home at the Tendo dojo,
Saotome!, Saotome!,
And is cured by his doctor, Tofu Ono,
Saotome!, Saotome!,
Goes to school at Furinkan High,
Saotome!, Saotome!,
Where the jerk Kuno is nearby,
Saotome!, Saotome!,

It's seems his day is never dull,
Saotome!, Saotome!,

SAOTOME!

That's it.  I think it's okay, but there may still be mistakes.  Anyway, hope
you liked it, and here's the Freakazoid! tune.
Freakazoid! (sung to the tune of Freakazoid! [sorry, just wanted to say that
:)])

Super Teen extrodinare,
Freakazoid!, Freakazoid!,
Runs around in underwear,
Freakazoid!, Freakazoid!,
Rescues Washington D.C.,
Freakazoid!, Freakzoid!,
Unless there's something better on TV,
Freakazoid!, Freakazoid!

His brain overloaded,
It has a chocolate coating,

This looks like a job for Sigmund Freud,
Freakazoid!, Freakazoid!

Check out Dexter Douglas,
Ace computer nerd,
Was surfing on the internet,
And was sucked into cyberspace!,
He became the Freakazoid,
He's strong and super fast,
He drives the villans crazy,
'Cause he's a nut himself!

Makes his home in the Freakalair,
Freakazoid!, Fricassee!,
Bob the barber cuts his hair,
Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!,
Drives around in the Freakmobile,
Freakazoid!, Free kazoo!,
Hopes to land a movie deal,
Freak-a-me!, Freak-a-you!

He's hear to save the nation!
So stay tune to this station!

If not we'll be unemployed,
Freakazoid!, Freakazoid!

FREAKAZOID!

There, that's it.  Hope you liked them.

Jordan E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller (and my grammer ain't no good neither :))
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows WAY too much useless trivia and
Co-founder and Sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Gang,
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member!"