Wait till mine comes out!  It'll have so many jokes (although some may be
bad), I gurantee you'll laugh out loud at least once!!!  Unfortunely, NO ONE
IS HELPING ME!!!!!  I have some gracious proofreaders who seem to have
unlimited patience, I have all the plot almost perfected in my little head
(boy is it taking up lot of space), and I have all the WB cameos plotted out.
 Yet NO ONE has helped with the names!!!  The only one I really need to
change is Sam's codename, Midknight.  He's sort of a living vampire mutant.
 If anyone is kind enough to give me a name (I'll even take stupid ones, as
long as they're not too silly), please send it to me privatly.  Sorry to use
this for a sorta hype, but people keep ignoring my posts!  I'll give you
credit if I use the name you suggest.  Thanks for ANY and ALL help.

Jordan E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller (and my grammer ain't no good neither :))
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows WAY too much useless trivia and
Co-founder and Sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Gang,
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member!"
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   Once they retreated across the threshold, Tomokato eyed a control panel
beside the door.  Much to his surprise, the alien words for OPEN and CLOSE
where identical to their Japanese counterparts.
   "Can that truly be the result of mere chance?" Shiro asked.
   "I don't know," Tomokato said, pressing the CLOSE button.  "It IS worth
noting that we were able to understand that alien."
   "Yeah, but he was speaking English," Shiro pointed out.  "As a matter of
fact, WE seem to be speaking English right at this moment."
   "You're right," Tomokato said, puzzled.  "Now that you mention it, I think
I've been speaking English all my life.  And I thought it was Japanese!"
   "Isn't life strange?" Shiro said.
------From the book by Mark E. Rogers, "Samurai Cat Goes to the Movies", a
parody of the movies The Terminator-all through the book, The Wizard of
Oz-one chapter, The Seven Samurai-one chapter, Predator, Star Trek, and
Alien-all in one chapter, and It's a Wonderful Life-one chapter, and the
darkest version of it I ever saw.  I can't believe the Angel switch to the
other side!  Anyway, in other words, a really great book which will have you
falling on your butt laughing.
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