Subject: HELP! I've fallen and I can't get up! (or: WHERE'S THE ML?)
From: Martin Bennett
Date: 9/19/1996, 3:25 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com


What happned to the ML? Is everybody still there? Hello? (listens for 
echo) ...

Or have I fallen into a bottomless pit of eternal darkness, never to be 
released?

P-word.