At 09:31 PM 9/18/96 +1000, you wrote:

	Another Ranma Match Making Story with A little Lemon
		A Parody

Suddenly a voice from one side yells out
Voice: Stop! Wait you guys don't have to do this.
Everyone looks at the short Australian wearing a Whaynes World cap with a
superman T-shirt and a pair of Jeans.

Dave: O.K after much consideration, I have come to the conclusions that

this would be the best match up. Kuno, Tatewaki Kuno

Kuno steps up.
Dave: O.K lets see you get Shampoo!
Shampoo: What?

     You know, this is almost as absurd as Mousse getting Shampoo. :)

Ukyo: We don't have to keep beating each other up.
Dave: You don't?
Ukyo: No we can beat you up!

      I forsee some serious problems. :)

Everyone starts stomping, punching and beating up on the author.  When they
are all done they collectively walk off down the street.
Dave: Ouch that hurt.
Someone taps Dave on the shoulder.  He turns to see a 3 foot tall lemon

with >arms and legs standing there regarding him skeptically.  

Dave: Yeah? Oh you must be the little Lemon.
Lemon: Who you calling little?
The lemon punches Dave in the balls and strides off miffed down the street.
Dave groans and lies in the street. It begins to rain.
Dave: Thats the last time I write myself into a fanfic.

     ROTFL! That was a great little story. :)

And as for the bit with the Lemon, that was a joke waiting to happen.  I'm
surprised I haven't found anything about it yet.
     It's been done once or twice, but not as blatantly (i.e., someone went
to the store for lemons, or something)
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