Another Ranma Match Making Story with A little Lemon
		A Parody
                                                          by David Myers
Fade In Intro Music "Love Panic"

All dressed up to go out on a Sunday,
Sky is blue Sun is bright its a date day,
Something Something Something
No way I'm going to let you have your way,
Something something something
Something something something
Something something something
Hold me now love me now
Let me show you how
Even if its just in my dreams c'mon 
Something something something
Something something something
Fine you say have your way I love you!

Fade in on big group of entire Ranma cast all fighting.  

Biff Bang Bash etc etc etc

Suddenly a voice from one side yells out

Voice: Stop! Wait you guys don't have to do this.

Everyone looks at the short Australian wearing a Whaynes World cap with a superman T-shirt and a pair of Jeans.

Dave: Guys I'm here to solve all your problems.
Ranma: What do you mean?
Dave: Well its obvious that someone just has to come through and match you guys up and well here I am.
Ukyo: You mean your goiung to resolve all the relationship problems in our group.
Ranma: Where would the fun be in that?
Akane: Oh be quiet Ranma.
Kuno: Who does the Gaijin think he is?
Ryoga: Yeah he's got some nerve.
Dave: Hear me out guys, I've been watching you for some time and I think I know a way to make everyone here equally happy.
Shampoo: What we got to lose? Lets listen.
Dave: O.K after much consideration, I have come to the conclusions that this would be the best match up. Kuno, Tatewaki Kuno

Kuno steps up.

Dave: O.K lets see you get Shampoo!
Shampoo: What?
Dave: Kodachi gets Gosunkugi, Ukyo gets Mousse and Ryouga gets the Pig tailed girl.  O.K anyone I missed?
Akane: Me.
Dave: Oh shit, ah O.K who's left?  Oh I know its so obvious you can have Happosai.
Everyone looks at Dave very skeptically.
Ranma: You call that a match up.
Dave: Well I never said it was a good match up.
Ukyo: You know he's right about one thing.
Ranma: Whats that?
Ukyo: We don't have to keep beating each other up.
Dave: You don't?
Ukyo: No we can beat you up!

Everyone starts stomping, punching and beating up on the author.  When they are all done they collectively walk off down the street.

Dave: Ouch that hurt.

Someone taps Dave on the shoulder.  He turns to see a 3 foot tall lemon with arms and legs standing there regarding him skeptically.  

Dave: Yeah? Oh you must be the little Lemon.
Lemon: Who you calling little?

The lemon punches Dave in the balls and strides off miffed down the street.  Dave groans and lies in the street. It begins to rain.

Dave: Thats the last time I write myself into a fanfic.

THE END.

 
Authors Note: Why the hell did I write this? Who the hell knows, it just occured to me this morning in the car that even when people write a parody of people writing themselves into fanfics they at least get it minorly right.  I decided when it came down to it Only I could Royally screw it up.  With my match ups no one is happy, except Happosai of course.  And as for the bit with the Lemon, that was a joke waiting to happen.  I'm surprised I haven't found anything about it yet.  So to all you Hentaii out there SUCKERS!!!!!! As always comments are appreciated on m9305575%iwaki@student.anu.edu.au Although the only comments I'm expecting should be people yelling at me about what a moron I am.