Subject: Re: [FFML] [FANFIC] [DarkFic Parody] [SM] The Dark, Twisted, Sick
From: Marisa Price
Date: 9/17/1996, 9:16 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
CC: Kimberly Lim <ruby@uclink.berkeley.edu>

WHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

ROFL!!!


    "What'll it be, Miss?" 
    "Five generic sodas." 
    "Green or Blue?" 
    "I'm not sure.  Say what's in this stuff anyway?" 
    "I've never asked."  He paused.  "I do have one new soda that I do
know the ingredients to.  Jedite brought it in as part of his revenge
plan."  He held up a glass of something pink. 
    "What flavour is it?" 
    "Human."  Mina gagged.  "At least I think it was human.  It was kinda
hard to tell with her." 
    "Her?  Who's in there?" 
    "Chibi-Usa." 
    "Who?" 
    "Sorry I forgot.  Rini." 
    "Rini!" 
    "Yeah, Jedite grabbed her as part of his revenge plan.  He melted her
down into a puddle of pink goo and added carbonated water.  Result is
this." 
    "Uhm, how does it taste?" 
    "Excessively sweet and it's very bad for your mental and physical
health." 
    That figured.  Mina thought about this.  No more Rini.  The pink
abomination was reduced to a high calorie softdrink.  Jedite hadn't been
such a bad guy after all.  It was obviously a crime against nature
allowing Serena to breed.  Perhaps she could persuade Darrien to get a
vasectomy. 


this made the whole story for me...


misachan ^_^

Marisa Price
marisa@value.net
http://value.net/~marisa/