I just picked up a copy of John Carpenter's "Big Trouble in Little China" 
and it occured to me that this would make a good Ranma fic.  I mean It 
has Martial arts bad guys, magic, and kipnapping of brides!  What else is 
there?  Oh, yeah, cool monster.

	I'd like to see (read) Jack Burton (Kurt Russell's character) and 
Akane {with the help of Mousse, Egg-fuu, and team Ranma} have to save 
onn-Ranma and Shampoo from some Evil Chinese ghost dude.

	Off course, this would be a alternate Univese because neither 
Shampoo or onna-Ranma have green eyes in the natural order of things.

Just a though,.
HAYES