On Sat, 14 Sep 1996, Caroline Ann Seawright wrote:

Don't worry, Mihoshi, he's allowed to be wrong. Also, he's allowed to
be wrong AND blab it out to everyone on the ML to show everyone how
wrong he actually is. The poor boy needs psychiatric help...

Yeah, right. =)

Especially since he can't spell the insult he's attepting to write.

Fine, it's spelled kawaiikunai. :)

Also, I wish apon him marriage against his will to someone who he thought
was a guy for ten years, who he doesn't love, 

That is debatable. IMO, Ranma does love Ukyou (and this has been shown in 
many fics).

and who is also sneaky and underhanded 

You sure you're talking about Ukyou here? I mean what has she done that's 
sneaky/underhanded? Drug Ranma's food? No, Shampoo did that. Drug Ranma's 
flowers? No, Kodachi did that.

and the sex-changed 'wife's' only abilities in any other
area is to cook and not beat him. 

I could go into a long boring discussion about why people get married 
here but I won't. Let's compare Ukyou and Akane's talents shall we? I 
mean what can Akane do for Ranma that Ukyou can't? Ukyou is an expert 
cook, is prettier than Akane, is much nicer to Ranma than she is, loves 
him AND is willing to admit it, and is also a better martial artist 
(after all, Ranma and whomever he marries will be carrying on the Saotome 
School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts).

Enjoy the nice, loveless, semi-homosexual
marriage!

Nice, yes. Loveness, no. Semi-homosexual? Oh come on, you think Ukyou is 
less feminine than Akane? Not really. Ukyou does wear men's clothing, but 
other than that she's much more feminine than Akane (see above).

What does everyone else think? Should Ranma marry Akane, Ukyou, or Shampoo?