Oh, sorry Kun-chan.  I don't know that much Japanese without some faq or
dictionary.  Here's the list: baka-stupid, idiot, (I
think);kawiikune-uncute;joudan(or jodan)-joke, jest, fun.  That's about it,
and the first two I'm not sure if I have right.  Anyway, real sorry about
misunderstanding that.  I knew I was right about them making up there own
script!  It's funnier at least.  Thanks for letting me know.  Also, I watched
some other episodes, and the launch theme was changed!  They added some other
lines, so I'm going to show it after this little bit with all the lines put
together.  And if it changes anymore, I'm just going to type the launch
theme.  Now for the rest of the notes.  Ed Becerra wrote: <For what it's
worth, the "Eagle Riders" show is just a recutting of the old "G-Force"
anime.>  Ooookay.  What's "G-Force"?  Okay, last time I'm typing this (I
think).  I'm putting it after my closing.

Jordan (which if you look, is closed to joudan) E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who know WAY too much useless trivia and,
Co-founder and Sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Group,
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member!"

Narrator:And so, Speedy is force to once again to draw the Magical Ginzu
sword in defense!  Magical?  Yes!  How else would we explain this
pink-colored swirling stuff?
----Samurai Pizza Cats

<begin opening theme>
(Man:Will somebody cue that bird!)
[caw, caw, caw]
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Speedy, Polly, Guido:Oh, yeah!)
Who do you call, 
When you want some pepperoni?
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Speedy:Right on!)
They're stamping out crime,
And you know that ain't baloney!

There's Speedy Service,
He's the leader of the bunch!
(Polly, Guido:That's right!)
A heck of a fighter,
Makes a heck of a lunch!
And little Polly Ester,
Who's never afraid,
(Polly:That's me!)
Going into battle,
When the bad guys invade!
Here's Guido Anchovy,
A wild, romantic rover!
This cat gets down, down,
With a love hangover!
Chorus:Here come the Pizza Cats!
They're so bad!
(Speedy, Polly, Guido:Ta-Da!)
They've got more fur,
Then any turtle ever had!

Chorus:They're stronger than old cheese.
Stronger that old cheese?
Chorus:They're stronger than dirt.
Stronger than dirt?
Chorus:Step on their tails,
Not on my tail!
Chorus:And your going to get hurt!
Don't hurt me!
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Speedy, Guido:Huh?)
They're fighting crime
All:all over town

Chorus:3...2...1...
Chorus:Pizza Cats are on the run!

The Big Cheese is the villain,
Who's lower than low!
It's a rotten shame,
He lives in little Tokyo!
He's got a nasty Bad Bird,
and some nasty ninja crows,
And as soon as someone finds the script,
We might begin the show!

So sit right back, kick up your feet,
And turn the sound up high,
And if you want the full effect-,
Go eat a pizza pie!

Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
<end opening theme>
<begin launch theme (new and improved!)>
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
They make great pizza,
But that ain't all!
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
They're ready to fight,
When you need them, just call!

They know how to stop crime,
Just do what they say!
If you don't want a bad time,
Stay out of their way!
Hu, ha, ha, ha,ha, Oh, I love those cats.

Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
The heros that always wear fur!
Hu, ha, ha, ha, ha, Oh, I think I have a furball.

3...5...7...9...
Why do we say this crazy thing in rhyme?

Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
There fighting crime all over town!
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
One more time, there fighting crime all over town!
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
<end launch theme>
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Samurai Pizza Cat Fanclub Oath!

Big Cheese:The Pizza Cats are samurai, and I'd like to note,
Geratic:Their antics take your breath away,
BC:Like furballs in your throat.

Speedy:We kittens are a special breed,
            We never call retreat.
Guido:Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down...
Polly:We land upon (blows kiss) our feet!

Narrator:So hail to thee, O Pizza Cat,
            Please ring your little bell!
            Although you may be pen and ink,
            We know you'll fight like-
Speedy,Polly, Guido:Pizza Cats!
<begin closing theme>
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
We hope you liked the show,
It's the best we could do!
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
If you could do better,
Then we'd leave it up to you!

Just a reminder,
You might like to know,
The cats will be back,
For another big show!
Hahah... Oh, gosh

Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
They're fighting crime, Oh, yes,
All:All over town!

Chorus:2...4...6...8...
Chorus:Why do we expetorate?

Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
Read all the credits so you know who did the work.
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats!
<end closing theme>