Look, okay, "It's Ranma and Akane" may have too many syllables, but so does
"It's Pinky and Akane".  Pinky has two syllables, like Ranma, Cobb.  If I
should change anything, it would be the Akane, or just say it fast (I would
try it fast first).  Anyways, I'm rewritting it again, and I came up with a
new one! 
Ranma and Akane (sung to the tune of Pinky and the Brain [no I'm not going to
rewrite the whole Pinky and the Brain theme song again, sorry])
They're Ranma and Akane,
Yes, Ranma and Akane,
One is cursed, their both fiancees,
Their parents force this on them,
They act like they hate each other,
They're Ranma, Ranma and Akane,
baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka
Before each day is done,
Ranma will be crushed,
By a hammer from Akane,
For calling her uncute,
They're Ranma and Akane,
Yes Ranma and Akane,
Their daily lives,
Aren't easy to explain,
They constanly fight and bicker,
And never say what they feel
They're Ranma, Ranma and Akane,
baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, baka, ouch!

There you go, for the people who missed it.  Now for the new one.
Saotome! (sung to the tune of Freakazoid! [this one I'll try typing for you])

Martial Artist who's so cool,
Saotme!, Saotome!
Fell into a cursed pool,
Saotome!, Saotome!
Runs around in Nerima Ward,
Saotome!, Saotome!
Unless, of it, he gets really bored,
Saotome!, Satome!

He changes in cold water
And changes back in warm

It's a very confusing thing,
Saotome!, Saotome!

Check out Akane Tendo,
Ranma's fiancee,
They didn't really agree to it,
But their parents thinks it's okay,
They fight and constanly bicker,
People wish they would be mute,
Akane calls Ranma baka,
When he calls her uncute!

Makes his home at the Tendo dojo,
Saotome!, Saotome!
And is cured by his doctor, Tofu Ono,
Saotome!, Saotome!
Goes to school at Furikan High,
Saotome!, Saotome!
Where the jerk Kuno is nearby,
Saotome!, Saotome!

He's chased by many people,
Some of them are evil,

It's seems his day is never dull,
Saotome!, Saotome!

SAOTOME!

Well, what do you think?  I actually did my best to rhyme this one.  I'm
sorry for any mistakes that there may be, my Ranma knowledge isn't as
extensive as others.
Now, here's the Freakazoid! theme song!(note:* means that I'm not sure about
that line)

Super Teen extrodinare,
Freakazoid!, Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear,
Freakazoid!, Freakazoid!
*Thinks he watching something c,*
Freakazoid!, Freakazoid!
Unless there's something better on TV,
Freakazoid!, Freakazoid!

His brain is overloaded,
It has a chocolate coating,

This looks like a job for Sigmund Freud,
Freakazoid!, Freakazoid!

Check out Dexter Douglas,
Ace computer nerd,
Was surfing on the internet,
And was sucked into cyberspace!
He became the Freakazoid,
He's strong and super fast,
He drives the villans crazy,
*'Cause he's a nut himself!*

*Makes his home in the Freakalair,*
Freakazoid!, Fricassee!
Bob the barber cuts his hair,
Freakazoid!, Chimpanzee!
Runs around in the Freakmobile,
Freakazoid!, Free kazoo!
Hopes to land a movie deal,
Freak a me!, Freak a you!

He's hear to save the nation!
So stay tune to this station!

If not we'll be unemployed,
Freakazoid!, Freakazoid!

FREAKAZOID!

Well, I still can't get that fifth line, after seeing that show as many times
as I have, all I could get is "thinks he watching..." then something that's
three syllables that ends in c.  It's beginning to annoy me.  Anyway, hoped
you enjoyed the songs.

Jordan E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows WAY too much useless trivia and
Co-founder and Sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Gang,
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member!"