Alright, I took the liberty (and killed some time in the proscess) of
compiling this, but first some notes.
Kun-chan wrote:<Ah, well... that's just what everyone else says ... Dou
itashimashite!>
What does "Dou itashimashite" mean?  Is it suppose to hurt me?  If it was, I
don't think it works if the person doesn't know what it actually means.

Hurt you? *piku* It mean 'you're welcome' or 'that's okay'...

 Anyway, just to be safe, I'll use those spellings you suggested.  Besides,
spelling them that way makes great puns!  And does anybody know why Hogan,
The Wonder Cat is a Spiritual Advisor (or what a Spiritual Advisor is?)?

I think it's a joke.

This cat gets down, down,
With a love hangover!

I always thought it was 'mild hangover' ... but then, I don't have the
words...

<begin launch theme(full, where you see them get into the bullets)>

Oh, I remember this one now. ^_^

Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
They make great pizza, but that ain't all!
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
They're ready to fight, when you need them, just call!

They know how to stop crime,
Just do what they say,
If you don't want a bad time,
Stay out of their way!

Hu, hahahaha, Ah, I love those cats

Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
The heros that always wear fur!
Hu, hahahaha, Ah, hahahaha
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
One more time, they're fighting crime all over town!
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats

Geratic(I think that's his name):Their antics take your breath away,

Hai, that's him!

And, is it me, or are they making up there own dubbing here in US?  Let me
show you:

Yes, I think that this version has absolutely nothing to do with the
script of the original. Kind of like when a team of fansubbers take an
anime and dub it with their own words to make it funny. (I've heard that
this version is more funny than the original) ... Though they HAVE done
some bad, bad things to it - like cutting out Speedy and Polly's love
things and saying they just 'work' together ... Like that date one where
Speedy obviously stood Polly up, but the dub says they are on an assignment
together! Naughty, naughty people who did the dubbing! (But they made up
for it because the dub is so hilarious)

Kun-chan...