Alright, I took the liberty (and killed some time in the proscess) of
compiling this, but first some notes.
Kun-chan wrote:<Ah, well... that's just what everyone else says ... Dou
itashimashite!>
What does "Dou itashimashite" mean?  Is it suppose to hurt me?  If it was, I
don't think it works if the person doesn't know what it actually means.
 Anyway, just to be safe, I'll use those spellings you suggested.  Besides,
spelling them that way makes great puns!  And does anybody know why Hogan,
The Wonder Cat is a Spiritual Advisor (or what a Spiritual Advisor is?)?
 There's also another Saban show starting here this Sat. called Eagle Riders.
 Anybody up in Canada, or any other country seen this?  (note: Service is
said Servichy here.)  
<begin opening theme>
(Man:Will somebody cue that bird!)
[caw, caw, caw]
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
(Speedy, Guido, Polly:Oh, yeah!)
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
(Speedy:Right on!)
They're stamping out crime, and you know that ain't baloney!

There's Speedy Service,
He's the leader of the bunch,
(Polly, Guido:That's right!)
A heck of a fighter,
Makes a heck of a lunch!
And little Polly Ester,
Who's never afraid,
(Polly:That's me!)
Going into battle when the bad guys invade!
Here's Guido Anchovy,
A wild, romantic rover,
This cat gets down, down,
With a love hangover!
Chorus:Here come the Pizza Cats!
They're so bad!
(Speedy, Guido, Polly:Ta-Da!)
They've got more fur,
Than any turtle ever had!

Chorus:They're stronger than old cheese.
Stronger than old cheese?
Chorus:They're stronger than dirt.
Stronger than dirt?
Chorus:Step on their tails,
Not on my tail!
Chorus:And your going to get hurt!
Don't hurt me!
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
(Speedy, Guido:huh?)
They're fighting crime,
All:All over town!

Chorus:3...2...1...
Chorus:Pizza Cats are on the run!

The Big Cheese is the villain,
Who's lower than low!
It's a rotten shame,
He lives in Little Tokyo!
He's got a nasty Bad Bird,
And some nasty ninja crows,
And as soon as someone finds the script,
We might begin the show!

So sit right back, kick up your feet,
And turn the sound up high,
And if you want the full effect-,
Go eat a pizza pie!

Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
<end opening theme song>
<begin launch theme(full, where you see them get into the bullets)>
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
They make great pizza, but that ain't all!
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
They're ready to fight, when you need them, just call!

They know how to stop crime,
Just do what they say,
If you don't want a bad time,
Stay out of their way!

Hu, hahahaha, Ah, I love those cats

Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
The heros that always wear fur!
Hu, hahahaha, Ah, hahahaha
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
One more time, they're fighting crime all over town!
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
<end launch theme>
The Samurai Pizza Cat Fanclub Oath!

Big Cheese:The Pizza Cats are samurai, and I'd like to note,
Geratic(I think that's his name):Their antics take your breath away,
BC:Like furballs in your throat.

Speedy:We kittens are a special breed,
            We never call retreat.
Guido:Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down,
Polly:We land apon (blows kiss) our feet!

Narrator:So hail to thee, Oh Pizza Cat,
             Please ring your little bell,
             Although you may be pen and ink,
             We know you'll fight like-
Speedy,Guido,Polly:Pizza Cats!
<begin ending theme>
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats,
We hope you like the show, it's the best we could do,
Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats,
If you could do better, then we'd leave it up to you!

Just a reminder, 
Thought you might like to know,
The cats will be back,
For another big show!

Hahah... Oh, gosh.

Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats
They're fighting crime,
All:All over town!

Chorus:2...4...6...8...
Chorus:Why do we expectorate?

Chorus:Samurai Pizza Cats,
Read all the credits so you know who did the work.
Chrous:Samurai Pizza Cats
<end closing theme>

And, is it me, or are they making up there own dubbing here in US?  Let me
show you:
Big Cheese:How goes our evil plans?
Geratic:I ordered your sandwhich with mayo, starched your shirt, and
hypnotize the sushi chef.
BC:I hate mayo,
G:And too much starch gives you a nasty rash.
BC:I hope our other evil plan works.  Oh, I love drama, how do you deal with
it?
G:I raise one eyebrow and try to look onimous.
BC:Well that may be good for you, but I have to go through life without them!
 I find this amusing and we will know laugh.
Both:Hahahahaha!
Bad Bird:My I ask what your laughing about?
BC:Just a little eyebrow humor.
BB:Well, I won't need eyebrows to defeat those Samurai Pizza Cats!
BC:Haha, you sound as arragont as a cartoon producer.  The Samurai Cats are
nothing more than furballs throat.
BB:Which we will soon cough up!

Jordan E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller,
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who know WAY too much useless trivia and,
Co-founder and Sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Gang,
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member!"