Subject: Re: [FFML] [Fanfic][Ranma][Lemon]Why do we Fight So Much?
From: bastian@enterprise.mathematik.uni-essen.de (Sebastian Weinberg)
Date: 9/12/1996, 12:58 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
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bastian@enterprise.mathematik.uni-essen.de

 On Wed, 11 Sep 1996 00:25:51 -0400 Ridgewolf said:

: > Hello everyone this is your pal Entomorph =)
: > Today while I was in class I was thinking about Ranma1/2
: > and I came up with some things, and decided to post them here
: > in hope of starting some new spam threads.... heheheHAHAHAHAA!!!
: > 
: > What if Ryoga was Gay?
: > 
: > [Ranma looks deep into Akane's eyes..]
: > Ranma: Akane... I'm sorry but I have fallen in love with Kunou...
: > Akane: NOOO!!!

: Why Do We Fight?
: 
: REAL REASONS
: 
:     The early morning silence at the Tendo Dojo was broken by the
: high- pitched "Bwee"ing and the deeper voice screaming over it.
:     "Slept in Akane's bed again, didn't ya Mr. P!" Ranma roared after
: the high velocity porcine, trying to smack him with a wet towel as
: they tore through the upstairs.

Aaaaah!  When I read the quote from Entomorph and then this
opening, I smacked my head!  Of *course*!  Now it all makes sense
- Ranma *is* jealous, only not for *Akane's* attentions.  :)


:     Author notes:  okay, I wrote this little Fan-fic through a three day
: stretch, although the idea of "What if Ranma and Ryoga...?" had
: popped into my head about a week earlier (Word of warning, get plenty
: of sleep, otherwise you start writing sick things like this).  This is
: not a serious work, and you have probably found it to be sick and
: twisted, and if you do, then I've done my job :) Actually, as long as
: you got a few laughs from it, then I'm happy. Any comments or flames
: can be sent to the E-mail addresses below (Please don't say "you
: suck", that's Ranma's job ugh, bad joke)

That was tasteless;  The last joke, I mean.  The *fic* was no more
tatseless that you'd expect of a lemon, unless you are one of those
people who believe that the "How-mo-s*x-u-als" are stealing babies
and trying to take over the world.  This fic was a truly inspired
retcon of the reasons for their endless fights.


Sebastian
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