The scene is a rather modern laboratory, in a room with stone walls
complete with drips of slime and cobwebs in the corner.  Glass cases glow
with high-powered halide lights, and display growing flowers of every
imaginable variety (and a few un-imaginable ones).  The other side of the
room is brightly lit with flourescents, but sinister shadows are still
cast by the powerful grow lights.  A figure stands over a table wearing
some sort of respirator mask as she assembles a flower arrangement.  You
can't see her face, but that laugh...

Kodachi: <muffled> Oh-hohohoho!!  One whiff of this bouquet and you will
be mine!  All I have to do is wait until the moment of peak effect and
draw the attention of my beloved with a simple phrase like "Ranma my love,
let's run away and be together forever!"  Oh-hohohohohohoho!!

Scene fades, roll credits.

All Ranma characters obviously property of Rumiko Takahashi.
Many thanks to Rumiko-sensei for such a rich and entertaining universe.



                           Ranma 1/2

             For Better or for (Even) Worse [Part 1]

                          by Omnedon

                   jallen9@mail.alliance.net



Lemon Fanfic Warning!  If you are offended by this sort of material, then
don't read it!  Duh!

Credits fade...

Ranma is casually walking along the top of a fence.

Ranma: <voiceover, he is thinking rather than speaking> That was easy!
Told 'em I had to meet with my counselor before school and had to skip
breakfast, even dad's cooking isn't as bad as Akane.  Now I have enough
time to detour by the Neko Hanten for some real food.

Ranma does not notice that Akane is following him, her expression is
"intent" and she is gaining rapidly, also going along the fence.  He soon
hops to the ground, he is approaching the door to Neko Hanten.  Akane has
nearly caught up to him as Ukyou comes around the corner.

Ranma: Hi Ucchan!  Want to-

Akane: <now right behind Ranma> RANMA!  I wondered why your counselor
always set appointments on the days that I had to cook, NOW I KNOW WHY!

Ranma: But I-

Shampoo: <appears in doorway> Ranma smart!  Ranma know Shampoo much better
wife than Akane!

Akane: <ignores Shampoo> But I tricked you!  Kasumi made breakfast today!

Ranma: Wha...? <looks wistfully towards home>

Akane watches Ranma's expression and looks smug.  Shampoo and Ukyou are
suprised, then livid.  They both look about to speak when they are
interrupted.  A figure careens by on rollerskates, wearing a black bandana
tied around his face.  He thrusts a bundle of flowers into Ranma's hands
and skates away.  At once, before Ranma can react, Akane, Shampoo, and
Ukyou grab the flowers away.

Ukyou: It's Kodachi again!

Shampoo: Shampoo save Ranma!

Akane: He's my fiance, you stay out of this!

Each of them pull at the bouquet, it breaks appart and envelopes them in a
cloud of irridescent blue-green pollen.  They each sneeze and look at each
other, eyes becoming glassy.

Ranma: ENOUGH!  I've had it with the 3 of you fighting over me!  Why can't
you all just be friends and get along with each other?!  Just let me have
some peace!

Startled, their attention is drawn to Ranma.  They glance at each other
and smile vacantly, then turn back to Ranma.

Akane/Shampoo/Ukyou: We LOVE you RANMA!

Ranma's face falls in disbelief, then he faints as all three advance with
arms outstretched.

Kodachi: <hidden nearby> Oh no!  What have I done?

Scene fades to...

The Tendo residence.  Soun and Genma are playing their usual game.  Genma
is visibly sweating and losing badly.  Kasumi is in the kitchen and all of
the others are off to school, leaving no distractions to "take advantage
of".  The door opens and Genma smiles.

Genma: <to himself> This should do it...

Akane: <walks in carrying head and shoulders of a still-unconscious Ranma>
Good news Dad!  We've decided on a date for the wedding! <Soun and Genma
beam with joy>

Shampoo: <follows, carrying Ranma's hips> Big, big ceremony.  3 brides.
<Soun and Genma are shocked>

Ukyou: <carrying Ranma's feet> Isn't this just wonderful?! <Soun cries,
Genma faints>

Scene fades to...

Ranma's perspective.  Everything is blurry, but he can recognize that he
is in his own bed, and 3 persons are looking over him.

Akane: He's coming around.  Ranma, are you OK?

Ranma: <still blurry> Hi Akane, I just had the wierdest nightmare...  Good
morning Nabiki, Kasumi...

Shampoo: Not Nabiki.

Ukyou: And I'm not Kasumi either.

Ranma: <vision clearing> Oh no...

Ukyou: Akane, if we hurry, we can still make it to class.

Akane: Sure Ucchan.  Ranma, you don't look so good, you just lie back here
and I'll tell them you're sick at school.  See you after school! <smiles
at Shampoo, then turns and takes Ukyou's hand as they go out the door>

Ranma: <very pale, sweating.  thinks to himself> She's leaving me here
with...  And she left with...  And she's CHEERFUL?!  Why do I have a bad
feeling about this?

Shampoo: Ranma never eat breakfast.  Shampoo get breakfast.  <turns to go>

Ranma: But-

Shampoo: Ranma not worry.  Shampoo not let great-grandmother cook. <she
leaves, her voice fades down the hall> Shampoo not tell great-grandmother
until after.

Ranma: <thinks>  After?  After what?

Scene fades to...

A couple of blocks away from Neko Hanten, a very irate Kodachi holds
Sasuke (with his rollerskates) suspended by the front of his shirt.

Kodachi: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Sasuke: You told me to-

Kodachi: I did not tell you to give it to him with THEM around!

Sasuke: You did not tell me not to-

Kodachi: <shakes him vigorously> Go to school and tell them I am ill.
Then come home.  I will require your assistance in the laboratory. <flings
him backwards towards the school, he looks pale as he rolls several blocks
before plowing into a wall>

Scene fades to...

Ranma's bedroom.  Ranma is unmoved from last we saw him.  Soun and Genma
are sitting at the edge of the bed.  Soun looks barely recovered from
crying.  Genma is very serene and calm.

Genma: Well son.  Do you wish to tell us about the wedding?

Ranma: <puzzled> What wedding?

Genma: <still calm, starting to turn red> Akane very clearly said "We've
decided on a date for the wedding."

Ranma: <startled> I never heard of no- <stops abruptly, remembering
Shampoo's final words earlier>

Genma: <calm, now very red> So you are denying it.

Ranma: <flustered> No pop-  I don't know-  Kodachi-

Genma: <now enraged> I don't want to hear about Kodachi!  I want you to do
something about this and I want it done NOW! <grabs Soun who has resumed
crying and storms out>

Ranma: <thinking out loud> Well, now what do I do?  I can't approach
Cologne with this, she'd either like the idea or weasel some way of only
curing Ukyou and Akane while trying to still fix me up with Shampoo.
Hmmm...  I wonder if Dr. Tofu would be able--

Genma: <"appears" next to Ranma's bed, still enraged> I TOLD YOU TO MOVE
NOW! NOW! NOW! <stays right behind Ranma's ear as he bolts out the door
and down the hall>

Scene fades to...

Dr. Tofu's office, Ranma has just finished describing the morning's
events.

Tofu: <speculative> I see.  Unfortunately, I am not an expert in exotic
plants, we will have to get a sample of this pollen and send it to the
university. <starts to scratch out something on a pad>  There should still
be plenty of pollen in their hair, be careful not to breathe it in.  Take
this note, and you will have to hurry, if they shower after gym class...
<rambles to a stop as Ranma has already snatched the note and is gone>

Scene fades to...

The school hallway.  Ranma is at a dead run, he turns a corner and...

Hinako: Ranma!  You're supposed to be home, sick.

Ranma: <stops, realizes she is raising her 5 yen piece> WAIT!  I have
note!  Doctor note!  Must find Akane and Ukyou!

Hinako: <takes paper, EXAMINES it, thinking> Half of being a teacher is
being able to tell the difference between students bad handwriting and
doctors bad handwriting. <to Ranma> Well, go. But no more running!

Ranma "walks quickly" down the hall, turns a couple more corners then
starts running again. He looks at the clock as he runs and then puts on
even more speed.  Without slowing down he bursts into the girls locker
room and heads for the showers.  When he hits the wet tile, he loses his
footing and slides the rest of the way, plowing into Akane and Ukyou.  All
3 slide to a stop under a running shower.  Ranma can only stare dazed as
the water runs blue-green down a nearby drain.

Ukyou: What's the matter Ranma, couldn't you wait? <Akane giggles>

Assorted girls: There he is!

Ranma: Wha-AUUUGGHH!  <he is struck from behind by a yellow beam>

Hinako: <from doorway> Drag the delinquent outside, he'll recover soon
enough.

Scene fades to...

Outside Neko Hanten.  Ranma checks to see that Cologne is in front by the
register, then sneaks around back to find Shampoo.

Ranma: <stage whisper> Shampoo, you need to come with me, we have to go to
Dr. Tofu's office.

Shampoo: <puzzled> Why?  Shampoo not sick.

Ranma: No, you're not sick.  You umm... <thinks> She'd never agree if she
knew why... <out loud> Umm...  It's a physical, for the wedding.

Shampoo: <beaming> Ooh!  Shampoo so happy!  Shampoo cry!

Cologne: <behind Ramna> So son-in-law finally wised up, eh?

Ranma: <turns, startled> Wha-! <frantic> Yeah, appointment on short
notice, gotta go! <grabs Shampoo and runs past Cologne>

Scene fades to...

Dr. Tofu's office.  He is wearing a filter mask and has just finished
brushing out Shampoo's hair over a sheet of white paper, it is covered
with a thin layer of blue-green dust.  He collects the dust in several
plastic bags, which he then seals.  He ushers both of them out of the room
before removing the mask.

Tofu: I will send these to a couple of friends at the university.  I
should hear back in a couple of days.

Ranma: Can you come back home with me and explain this to my father?

Tofu: Sure.  Let me get an envelope ready and I can drop these in the mail
on the way.

Shampoo: Shampoo go back to Neko Hanten, see Ranma later. <leaves,
smiling>

Scene fades to...

Approaching the Tendo house, Ranma and Tofu are talking.  Tofu more than
Ranma.

Ranma: <thinking> Why does that grin of hers make me think she has
something up her sleeve.  Because she ALWAYS has something up her sleeve.
<out loud> We're almost here, I'll run up and make sure... <to himself>
Oops, almost said the 'K' word. <to Tofu> Pop and Mr. Tendo are home.

Ranma runs ahead, the scene shifts to inside just as Ranma sticks his head
inside the door.

Ranma: Umm...  Dr. Tofu is with me, is Kasumi around?

Genma: <angry> What are you... <realizes what Ranma is saying>

Soun: <hopeful> Kasumi is out shopping, has Dr. Tofu solved our problem?

Ranma: Not exactly, why don't you let him explain...  Here he is.

Tofu comes in and greets Soun and Genma, then sits down.

Genma: <anxious> So have you figured out what the problem is?

Soun: <expectant> And can you fix it?

Tofu: Well, it seems that Kodachi has-

Genma: <loud, at Ranma> What?!  Why didn't you tell me Kodachi was
involved in this?!

Ranma: I-

Soun: <calm> I think Ranma tried to tell us earlier, but now that Dr. Tofu
is here, we should listen to what he has to say.

Genma and Ranma glare at each other.

Tofu: Right... <sighs> Apparently Kodachi has made another attempt at
getting Ranma for herself.  Someone on rollerskates gave Ranma a bundle of
flowers.

Ranma: Probably Sasuke...  <Soun and Genma both glare at Ranma>

Tofu: All three of the girls grabbed the bundle away from Ranma, and when
it broke apart, they all inhaled this. <he holds up a sample collected
from Shampoo's hair> I have sent a few of the samples to the university, I
should get an answer within a few days.

Soun/Genma: A few days? <they look at each other, then back to Tofu as he
continues>

Tofu: The pollen seems to have some psycho-suggestive qualities to it.
Ranma tells me that he said he wanted them to stop fighting over him, then
he had a blackout and woke up in his own bed with the three of them
standing over him.

Soun: So what do you suggest we do until you get an answer from the
university?

Tofu: Try to keep them from doing anything... <pauses, searching for the
best word> Permanent.

Genma: Permanent?  Like what?

Kasumi: Hello!  I'm home!

Soun/Genma/Ranma: Oh no!

Tofu: <as his glasses fog> K-Kasumi!  What a nice suprise!  Do you come
here often?

Scene fades to...

The Tendo household, around the table.  Soun, Genma, Kasumi, Nabiki,
Ukyou, Shampoo, and Ranma are present.  Ukyou sits across from Ranma,
while Shampoo sits next to him, there is an empty space on the other side
of him.

Ranma: <thinking> Everybody is here except...  !!!  Ukyou is here, so
Ucchan's is closed, I sure don't want to face Cologne at Neko Hanten...
<out loud> Umm...  I'm not feeling very well tonight, I think I'll skip
dinner.

Ukyou: Why Ranma?  You're the last person I expected to turn down food.

Ranma: Well...  Akane isn't exactly- <WHAM!>

Shampoo: <puts her bonbori away>  Ranma be nice to Akane.  No worry,
Shampoo teach Akane cook.

Ranma: <to himself> Many have tried, all have failed.

Akane: Dinner's ready!

Akane emerges from the kitchen bearing a tray laden with several steaming
dishes.  She sets these on the table, sets the tray off to one side, then
serves a portion to Ranma.  Everybody looks at Ranma expectantly.

Ranma: <thinking> I'm doomed. <reluctantly tries a bite, tries another,
starts shoveling>

Shampoo: Ranma like?

Ranma: <barely pauses long enough to speak> Yeah.  This is good!
<finishes, starts dishing out another portion for himself>

Genma: <thinking> He survived! <out loud> Hey!  Don't hog all of that for
yourself!

A short time later, all of the serving bowls are empty.  Shampoo gets up
from the table.

Shampoo: Shampoo make special dessert! <she goes into the kitchen>

Ranma: I wonder how she did that?  Kasumi and Nodoka have both tried to
teach Akane cooking with...  Less than ideal results. <he does not notice
Akane fuming, but Ukyou speaks before she can react>

Ukyou: It was really quite simple.  She just made sure Akane had
everything needed for her recipes, and took everything else out of the
kitchen.

Ranma: Heh.  Too bad nobody thought of that earlier, it would have saved-
<WHANG!> Ow!

Ukyou: <returns her spatula to its holster> Maybe if you weren't so mean
to her she could have concentrated on what she was doing rather than
making mistakes because she was trying so hard to please you.

Ranma: <to himself> Oh, great.  Now they're not fighting each other,
they're ganging up on me! <to Akane, reluctant, like 'pulling teeth'>
Dinner was very good tonight, thank you Akane.

Akane: <hugs Ranma> You're welcome!

Shampoo: <returns from kitchen with tray, begins to set plates with
sweet-cakes in front of everyone>  Here dessert!  Hope you like!

Everybody eats, comments how good they are.  Genma makes an attempt at
grabbing Ranma's plate but is blocked by Ukyou's spatula.  The three girls
glare at him until he gives up.

Akane, Ukyou, and Shampoo clear the table after everyone finishes, they
pick up dishes and utensils and head for the kitchen.

Akane: <pauses to whisper in Ranma's ear> Come up to my room in an hour, I
have something for you.

Ranma: Huh? <turns but Akane is gone already>

Shampoo: <whispers in Ranma's ear> One hour, not come early.

Ranma: But- <turns to the other side, only to see Shampoo retreat into the
kitchen>

Ukyou: <whispers in Ranma's ear> Don't bother knocking, just come in.

Ranma: <holds his head in his hands, thinks to himself> They're up to
something, I just know it.

Kasumi joins Shampoo in the kitchen, Soun and Genma draw beers and set up
for a game.  Nabiki yawns while writing figures into a book.

Nabiki: I guess today was profitable. <yawn> Early to bed, early to rise,
something or other. <yawn> G-nite. <disappears up the stairs>

Genma: It's your move.

Soun: <yawns> Are you sure?  I thought it was yours...

Genma: <takes a move> Umm...  Right.  Now it's yours.

Soun: <yawns, stares at the board> Heheh...  Almost fell asleep there.  Is
it my turn or...

Genma: <yawns> Mine. <takes a move, yawns> Maybe we finish this...

Soun: <yawns> Later.  Tomorrow.  Err...  Later tomorrow.

Soun and Genma slowly labor their way up the stairs.  Ranma looks at their
glasses, still half full, and wonders...

Kasumi: <leaning against the rail> G-nite Ranma.

Kasumi goes up the stairs to her room.  Ranma notices that she seems to be
taking un-natural care to keep both hands on the rail as she goes.

Ranma: Good night Kasumi. <thinks to himself> Everyone's gone crazy, even
Kasumi.  No other choice but to see what Akane has cooked up <involuntary
shudder> in an hour.

Ranma waits.  Pacing, staring at the clock, pacing some more.  Finally the
hour is up.  Ranma slides Akane's door open, then steps inside.

The room is lit by the soft flickering glow of many candles.  Ranma sees
eyes glittering at him out of the shadows, slowly his eyes adjust and he
realizes that Akane and Shampoo sit on her futon, clad (mostly) in sheer
gowns and drapes.

Ranma: <startled> I...  err... <thinks to himself> If I don't get out of
here...! <out loud> I gotta find Ukyou! <WHANG!> <turns and bolts for the
door, only to plow, face first, into a large metal spatula held by...>

Ukyou: Right here, Ranma! <reaches back and slides the door closed> Now
we're all here and all set to begin! <a deft motion with the spatula
flips Ranma onto the futon.  Akane and Shampoo grab him>

Ranma: <sweating, frantic>  But Nabiki!  She'd have us cold with pictures
like this! <pleading to Akane> Our fathers will kill us!

Shampoo: Ranma not worry!  Shampoo make special dessert!  Everybody sleep,
not interrupt!

Ranma: <thinking> I ate some of that! <out loud> But I don't feel tired...

Shampoo: Silly Ranma.  Shampoo make 'Extra' special dessert for Ranma.
Ranma not sleep.  Ranma up all night! <Akane and Ukyou giggle while
Shampoo seems to have missed the pun she just made...>

Ranma: I don't think this-

Ukyou: <moves forward> Don't think, just do. <she reaches him and begins
to caress the front of his trousers, which are now filled with a prominent
bulge> You see?  Even if the mind is unsure, the body still knows what it
wants.

They all kiss Ranma as they strip him down to his boxers, each pair of
hands taking more than one opportunity to feel his bulge, almost as if
reassuring themselves that it was still there.  Then they pulled him down
to kneel by a small table that Ranma had not noticed before.  On it was a
flask of sake, and a small cup.

Ranma: Wha- <silenced by Shampoo covering his mouth with her own>

Ukyou: <soft, close to his ear> Shh...

Shampoo moved to the side, revealing to Ranma that Akane had poured the
sake and was even now turning the cup in her hands with a careful focus.
As she hands it to him, he gazes over the rim of the cup at the window.
It was closed.  Suddenly he notices something hard pressed into his back,
even as Shampoo is working one hand under the elastic of his boxers, she
holds a bonbori in the other.  Ukyou also seems to have moved between him
and the window...

Ranma: <thinking> I am in DEEP trouble and... <one last look to the
window, Ukyou blocks it completely now> I am trapped.

Ranma takes the cup from Akane and sips at it.  She takes a sip for
herself and then carefully places it back on the table.  Ukyou then knelt
across from Ranma at the table.  Pouring more Sake, she turns the cup
before handing it to Ranma.  He drinks, then Ukyou before Shampoo kneels
at the table.  She pours a generous portion, then moves to press herself
against Ranma's side once more.  She holds the cup near his lips as she
reaches the other arm around him.  Dipping one finger, she works it into
his mouth, finding and stroking across his tongue.  Suprised, he opens his
mouth to speak but she takes the opportunity to pour a considerable gulp
of the sake into his mouth where he swallows by reflex.

Shampoo: <thinking as she also drinks>  There, the alcohol will help the
special spices.

Shampoo poured a bit more in the cup, then passed it to Akane and Ukyou.
She took her own final sip and then hugged the other two tightly.  As one
they turned and looked at Ranma.  He stood and stumbled back sitting on
the bed.  His expression was almost pained as he absently rubbed his
fingers over the taut fabric of his boxers.  They joined him on the bed,
Ukyou pushed his shoulders down while Akane and Shampoo worked his
waistband past his erect manhood.  Ranma gasped as they ran kisses up and
down his length.  Then Shampoo guided Akane astride Ranma, with her knees
to either side of his hips.  One hand guided him to her opening, while the
other palm worked over her mons.  Akane moaned, her body beginning to move
in time with Shampoo's hand, her breath came short as he slowly
penetrated.  There was a brief resistance, as it broke and he suddenly
filled her, Akane cried out sharply.

Ranma: <concerned, tries to sit up> Akane?!  Are you alright?

Ukyou: <pushing his shoulders back down> Akane is doing just fine.

Akane had frozen, but soon began to rock her hips.  First with small
movements, but then wildly as she fell forward on top of Ranma.  He gasped
and began to return her thrusts, her hand found his braid and pulled.
This served to thrust his jaw up into the air as she worked around,
sucking and nibbling at his neck.  They clutched at each other and cried
out as their bodies spasmed in ecstacy.  Their frantic motion subsided,
and they gently held each other.

Akane: <whispered in Ranma's ear> I love you Ranma.

Ranma: <quiet, slowly> I love you too Akane.  <kiss>  You are beautiful,
and even <slight grin> cute. <long kiss>

Akane slowly moved off to the side with a deep sigh, their fingers
remained meshed and it seemed forever that they gazed into each others
eyes.

Shampoo: Ranma drink. <helps raise his head and shoulders, holds the cup
to his lips> Ukyou turn next.

Ukyou: It looks like it might take him a while to recover-

Shampoo: No need wait! Shampoo know technique! <poke, poke, JAB.  Ranma's
manhood springs to erection> See!  Ranma ready now.

Ukyou moved into position at Shampoo's guidance.  She was very wet and
immediately guided Ranma into herself.  Slowly she lowered until Ranma
suddenly thrust upward.

Ukyou: IIEEEAAA- <bites her lip to stop>

Shampoo: <thinking to herself as she watches Ranma grab Ukyou's hips and
continue to thrust> The drug is working well now.  After he is done with
Ukyou, he'll last forever for me.

Through clenched teeth, Ukyou's screams change to moans of pleasure.  She
slowly begins to work in counterpoint to Ranma's thrusts and soon screams
of a different nature escape her lips.  His eyes are closed, and his
expression is that of slack bliss.  As Ukyou recovers her breath, Ranma
rolls until he holds himself above her, his jaw set as he pistons in and
out with no mercy.  Akane reached out and ran her fingertips along his
arm, he grasped her hand and clutched it tightly as his orgasm mounted.
His explosion drew Ukyou into her second climax as they madly ground into
each other.

Ukyou: Oh Ranma.  I love you so much.

Ranma: Ukyou, my best friend, I hope we are together forever. <hugs her
tightly before getting up from the bed, picks up the flask and takes a
gulp>

Shampoo: Now Shampoo next. <goes to Ranma, poke, poke, JAB, Ranma's
erection quickly comes to life> Now Ranma take Shampoo!

Shampoo flung herself back on the bed, legs spread wide in anticipation.
Ranma takes another quick swallow before setting the flask down.  Idly
fingering his cock, he moved to the bed.  Ranma positioned himself and
speared into her savagely.

Shampoo: Ah! Oww! <tries to pull away>

Ranma: <holds her to prevent her escape> You're finally getting what
you've wanted and now you complain?

Ukyou: You're hurting her! <moves to restrain him, Ranma pushes her back
down>

Akane: Ranma! <gets up and moves to his side, ready to try to restrain
him> You have no need to be that rough, I c- can't let you hurt Shampoo.

Ranma subsided and moved to put one arm around Akane's shoulders, drawing
her in for a long kiss.  Shampoo recovered her breath and began to rock
her hips, mewls of pleasure escaped as Ranma settled into a slow, steady
pace.

Shampoo: Ooh!  Ranma so good!  <pulls Ranma down to her, wildly raking his
back with her fingernails> Aaeeyah!  Shampoo love Ranma!  Again!  Harder!

Ranma drove into her with renewed vigor, Shampoo alternately squealing in
ecstacy or imploring him to go deeper, harder.

Ukyou: <silent, mouths to Akane> Is she for real? <Akane shrugs>

As Shampoo's screams reached yet another peak, Ranma's muscles clenched
and he came with a bellow.  Slowly they came to a stop, both breathing
heavily.

Shampoo: Shampoo love Ranma.  Ranma love Shampoo?

Ranma: Uh..  Yeah, that was great, you're pretty wild. <gets up, takes the
sake flask and sits in a nearby chair, shakes bottle by ear for a moment,
then drains it>

Akane: <gets off the bed, moves to stand close to Ranma> Ranma, do you
want...  Can you...?

Ranma: <takes Akanes hand and pulls her to him> Sure, anything for you.
<looks down> Shampoo, can you-

Shampoo: <gets up> Shampoo fix!

Ukyou: Wait! <gets up, all gather around Ranma> I want to see how you do
that.

Shampoo: Pressure points here, here, here, one finger, one finger, then 3
finger. <poke, poke, JAB, Ranma's manhood regains its ready state>

Akane climbed up into Ranma's lap, guided him into her, and then settled
into a slow cycle as they held each other tight in their arms.

Ukyou: So where did you learn that technique? <turns to see Shampoo hide
an angry expression behind a vacuous smile>

Shampoo: Find book Great-grandmother hide from Shampoo.  Practice on
Mousse, make forget-tea. <devious smile> Now know why Mousse always
uptight, Mousse too stubborn to finish self.

Ukyou sits on the bed and soon Shampoo joins her, they watch Akane and
Ranma who are oblivious to all else in the room.  She occasionally glanced
over to see Shampoo at first angry, then resigned.

After Ranma and Akane finished, Ukyou had to see if she could hit the
pressure points properly.  When they finished, Akane got him 'ready' for
Shampoo.  Finally Ranma could go no longer and fell asleep, they carefully
put his boxers and shirt on, then took him to his room and put him into
his futon.  Genma snored without a pause.

Scene fades, roll end credits.

FORBET01.TXT
Sep 12 1996

jallen9@mail.alliance.net

Note:  Due to a mailer less than compatible with a high volume list, I do
not read the ML.  Please address C&C directly to the above address.

More fanfic can be found at http://www.alliance.net/~jallen9/ranma.html
This archive will hold files by Slashtooth and Ridgewolfe as well as
myself (Omnedon).

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Ok, this is the first fanfic type thing that I have posted on any kind of
a national forum.  Some parts of this flowed easily, while others seemed
stagnant, but I hope it has been at least somewhat enjoyable.

Constructive criticism and comments are welcome.  Flames will earn a swift
poke at that kawaii little garbage can icon.

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In For Better or for (Even) Worse [Part 2]:

The morning after.  Shampoo tells Cologne (almost) everything.  In the
boys showers after gym: "Hey Ranma, what's that on your back?"  Kuno is
enraged.  Akane cooks another meal, Shampoo reveals another secret.
Lessons for Ranma-chan.