Subject: Re: [FFML] Starting some new ones
From: Martin Bennett
Date: 9/11/1996, 5:38 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com



On Tue, 10 Sep 1996, Entomorph wrote:

Hello everyone this is your pal Entomorph =)
Today while I was in class I was thinking about Ranma1/2
and I came up with some things, and decided to post them here
in hope of starting some new spam threads.... heheheHAHAHAHAA!!!

What if Ryoga was Gay?

He's not a very cheerufl chap, is he? Oh! You mean *gay* gay... Hmmm...
It might explain a few things... LIke why he constantly hangs around 
Ranma despute the fact that he sufferes as a result...

What if Shampoo hated Ranma but still had to marry him?

Be more or less a role reversal. Ranma likes Shampoo Shampoo doesn't like 
Ranma... NOthing special here...


[Ranma looks deep into Akane's eyes..]
Ranma: Akane... I'm sorry but I have fallen in love with Kunou...
Akane: NOOO!!!

Urr... I sincerely hope that NO-ONE writes this... I very much doubt if I 
could stmach it...


What *DOES* Kun-chan really look like?

Have a look on her homepage. Last time I looked, there was a pic there.

How about Zen??

Have you seen the Dalai Lama? ;}
 
What if saban made a Ranma1/2 but is was real people like the power
rangers?

It would be crap!
 
What if TMNT met Ranma1/2?

Shampoo would be making turtle soup for a month! ;}
 
What if Ranma turned hermapherdite when cold water hit him?

We'd all have to beat you senseless..
 
Howard Stern: I have decided to write Ranma1/2 fanfiction!!

Hooboy...
 
Is OJ Simpson guilty???

Did he score touchdowns?

Did Kato do it?

Nope, he's too stupid!

How about Kato's dog??

Well, it's probably smarter than Kato...
 
MWA-HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Really?
 
LET THERE BE SPAM!!!!!	

Well.... If you insist...

P-word.

- cultivating excess SPAM.