I just can't stand it....
 here I am all happy 'cause I've managed to get out of my Victorian
Culture course (which turns out to be a study in Marxism....why didn't I
see that coming?) and Got into my Japanese Pop Culture course and you have
to come along and cause trouble... well...well...I'll show you...I'll show
all of you....

 Stretching this reality  I began to walk in Shadow.it was tricky trying
to keep
things "the same" while only shifing the little bits. The sky  flickered
from the star-strewn night and for a second flashed incandesent like I was
standing within a huge flashcube. Eventually, in a few steps it settled
into a better hue, a deep green with violet lightnings dancing to and fro
across the horizon....
  Reality began to unfold in new ways.

 On Tue, 10 Sep 1996, Entomorph wrote:

From: Entomorph <ento@powernet.net>
What if Ryoga was Gay?

 "Ranma you're here."
  The two boys faced off in the grassy back lot. A breeze rippled through
the unkept grass and scatterd wildflowers.
 Ranma was surprised that Ryoga was actually here at the time his note
said he would be -then he noticed the camping gear. Obviously Ryoga had
camped out here until Ranma had responded.
 "What is it now Ryoga...ya want to try beating me again...well come on."
 "No..." Ryoga's speech was hesitant and he was talking in a softer voice
than usual. Ranma almost had to strain to hear his words as the volume 
rose and fell like small waves -ripples really.
 "No...I...I wanted to tell you something and this....this seemed like the
best place...."
 "Why...?" Ranma's voice had a bitter mocking tone to it "Is widdle P-chan
afraid Akane might hear you....She is what you wnat to talk about isn't
she?"
 " NO, it's not!" he shouted, "And stop calling me P-CHAN!!!!!" 
 Ryoga's composure broke for a second then he waited and seemed to find
something inside that made him go on in a calmer tone.
 "No, it's not...Ranma, it's you."
 "So it is a challenge." Ranma said moving to a fighting stance. "Well I'm
ready."
 Ryoga sighed, this was harder to do than anything he had ever imagined.
 He took a deep breath and started again.  "Ranma, why do you think I turn
into P-chan???
 "Because of Akane....Why else?" Ranma asked tensing, his fists clenching.
"Wrong." Ryoga said.
 "It's so I can change back... and share the tub with you."
 "Whaa...????" Ranma looked confused.
  "Don't you get it...I love you Ranma."
      
 Ranmas' fall was broken by soft grass and clover.

 > What if Shampoo hated Ranma but still had to marry him?

[Ranma looks deep into Akane's eyes..]
Ranma: Akane... I'm sorry but I have fallen in love with Kunou...
Akane: NOOO!!!

Ask me about these tomorow....

What if TMNT met Ranma1/2?

 sorta like sushi...
 but served on the half-shell.

-Entomorph
ento@powernet.net

--Don'cha just love it? =)--

it gives me the Owen Meany Shivers!!!

v     V's rule =)
v

 Only the big lizard girls that deep throat hampsters... :)

                        
                 taking no blame for any of this...
                                          
                               Neil

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                    I met a Lady in the Meads,
                    Full beautiful, a faery's child,
                    Her hair was long, her foot was light
                    And her eyes were wild.
                                            J.Keats
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